for the 3rd fucking time, I go off for a few days, come home and she's smashed my plant.
not a single time have I got any appologies.
the only aknowledge met she's given for any of the times was after the first time where she left me a note saying "buy a new pot" cause she dropped and smashed the old one.

now, I come home after my radio show and have to repot a plant.
I left mud and rocks in the shower though.
I hope she has to take one in the morning.

by the sounds of it, she doesn't shower. i think u should kill her

Stab her with a light.

actually, take something of hers, i dunno like her clothes, tear them up, and leave a note saying "buy new clothes"

Get some sperm, yours or anyone else's, preferably a smelly hobo or a special ed. kid, and get it into her tubes without her knowing, then after a couple months go by and she starts looking pregnant, put a note on her belly saying "have less babies."

DOM everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

This is fun. What else could we have him do?

i would suggest rape but carina wouldn't really appreciate that

Buy one of those huge Poland Spring bottles, the one that's like 20 or whatever, pour it all over the floor. Get a goat, rub cheese into its fur and hang it from the ceiling over the sink. Smash a couple bottles of wine and leave the bottoms in the cabinets and fridge, still full of as much wine as they'll hold. Put a couple of those walkway stones that are shaped like feet on the floor and nearby tables. Then shove a dead hooker into the oven and leave a note next to the phone that says "your turn to do the dishes."

it would help if i knew what the bitch looked like, or knew what possessions she had. i would definately suggest that the last month you're there aaron, DO NOT pay the rent. leave that shit up to her. and take all the food in the refrigerator too. including the ice cube trays.

"what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?"

20 points to whoever can guess what movie that's from

when i helped my ex-girlfriend move out of her apartment with a bunch of snobby sorority dykes, we took ham and salami and threw them behind the oven so they'd rot and stink up the place. then we took some type of pudding that was in the fridge and spat in it, i even pulled out an asshair and dropped it in. just some ideas for u to consider

I've seen that movie. Can't remember what it was though...

True Lies. Hah. Good line.

good job bud. now back to helping aaron fuck over his roommate...

you could pull an "i know what you did last summer" and chop off her hair in her sleep.

HAHA and write on her mirror in red paint "grow new hair........................ cunt"

Or "grow new cunt hair" and burn off her pubes with one of these

no, FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course she needed too...about 30 minutes ago

oh and DOM and Kalopsia, start sleeping at night, and stop posting when it's dark since not enough oxygen gets into your brain.

it'$ the lea$t of your worrie$.anyhow not much longer

i am going to bet it'll somehow end up being my fault too

stick her tooth brush in you ass (or nose) take a picture of it wash it off wait a few days put it on you desktop where she can see it

you will have the last laugh

why would someone stick anything in their ass?
Jim you fucking weirdo

Kalopsia said:

that quote is from true lies, I saw it the other day on HBO

Wait Rev I thought you moved out into your new condo? Or are you still waiting for your lease to be up on your current residence. Roomates blowdog. I never liked living with anyone else but I always had to. They stink, and are always around when it seems you won't to be alone. I'll never have one again, HAIL SATAN for that.

I move into the other place may3rd

Oh cool. Did Carina already move into that place? I remember she was moving a little while ago.

she got her own place

Oh! But I thought they were moving in together. Man I am fuckin lost like ten motherfuckers walking around in a circle.