So i've been going out with this girl for years...Then she tells me she wants to be alone on new years eve and breaks up with me. But then she says she wants to take a break. Should i just leave her be and let her decide what she wants.. or am i just putting hope into something that's over and done with? Ive never been through something this tough so any advice from someone thats experienced this would be great.

don't get your hopes up. Don't get obsessed. Open your eyes to other people.

I would say she is just trying to soften the blow by saying she wants to take a break. The longer you hold out hope for this sort of thing, the more it will drag on and hurt more. Now for some more advice, if your looking for relationship advice, RTTP is not the place to look. I would be suprised if this thread didn't turn into a poopy joke.

nice guy patrol

this thread is gay. ink stink poop fart out.

Rappin' Ronnie needs advice. "well...well...well well...well".

Ya drummer is right, end it now my last relationship started exactly like this until the point where i said fuck it and moved on, then she tried crawling back...they always do...plus you'll be more badass if girls are crawling back to you. Think of it this way, now you can hook up with more hipster, skinny jean, multicolored haired hoes!

RAYP

go to craigslist, go to casual encounters, and find yourself a whore to fuck. it will ease the pain

When they say they want a break, that means they wanna get banged out by strange dick. Only one cure for that situation... Fresh pussy. By hook or by crook - go get yours... I hear this current crop of 18 year olds are wanton whores... Have at it.

they only like it in the pooper.

ya, i heard all the tight-teenies are doin it in the pooper.

HEY GUESS WHAT? PAPER tonite at harpers ferry, go get yours (18 yo college chicks wanting to put out)

is this livejournal? you've never been through something this tough? are you 17? your life must be pretty carefree and painless if this is the toughest thing you've ever had to deal with.

ahahaahhahahahahhahaha

I vote that as the funniest thing conservationist has ever done.

I'm 99.99% sure that she fucked someone else

well yeah. wanting to be alone new years only means one thing.

well it could mean one other thing, it could mean she wanted to fuck two or more people new years. who knows?

she's got 3 suave euro cocks dangling in her face right now

Cut the shit and break up with this girl. I'll give you 3-1 odds that she was with some other dude on New Years. You're probably a way nicer dude than she's used to dating, and the guy she's diddling right now is some greasebag dick who gets her juices flowing by popping his collar and revving his engine on his IROC (or whatever dumb shit that she secretly pretends to hate). She's probably reluctant to give up the security and stability of dating someone who actually gives a shit about her, but because she's a girl her whole self esteem is based off of other guys wanting to bang her, and her giving them the illusion that they can. Her indecisiveness is the only reason she wants to "take a break." That or she wants you to be the one to break up with her so she can feel better about basically stabbing you in the back.

Call her bluff, man up, and kick this girl out of your life. I don't know who you are but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're better than this. Don't take any shit.

Ignore her completely and don't call her whatever you do. That will make you look desperate. If she doesn't get back to you, just forget about it and tough it out.

Man, that fart I just cut was fucking wretched. Now that is the toughest thing I have ever been through.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

It had to be said.

^^^^because it was true.^^^^

Nobody told him to kick her in the cunt??




You are all fags.
fucking place is turning into an emo backpack board.

She may have had a heavy conscience venturing into the wild world of double anal while "attached".

Ha, @ SS's fart comment

this board has become Dear Abby

Indeed. In general, I have to say I hate women. There are so many girls I want to put it in as hard as I possibly can, hopefully hard enough to break their pelvises. You know, rough shit. Bloody.

Not really, but I do hate bitches and I want to fuck the cute ones but they all seem dumb.

the best move hands down is to fuck her little sister.

Give it ten years, lil shaver... when all the cute ones are extra bitchy. 28-33 is when a woman's "bitch" faculties fully ripen.

I forgot the most important part of the plan. It's imperative that after you dump her you listen to Motorhead as loud as you possibly can and stare the world down like you're B.A. Baracus laying pitty on every fool you see as you think about the ill life decision you just made.

the part about motorhead is the most important part of the plan, even moreso than staring people down.

It's a pretty transparent excuse on her part. He's better off finding a lady who can lie with more verve.

Was that to me? I don't want to wait till I'm 29 to really hate women. I really hate them now.

This thread is pretty gay. Someone post some boob pics now.

The most important thing is to maintain a good relationship dynamic. When someone says they aren't secure in the relationship it usually has much more to do with them than it does the other person. The fact is that we're not meant to be with just one person (it's incredibly rare to find any one you get along with most of the time) and when you force it you just create an untenable situation. So, that doesn't mean give up on monogamy, just accept that both people have to be into it and want to stay together. She might come around and want you back but the dynamic will always be in her favor at that point. Probably best to let it go and try something new. No end of a relationship is a failure, they are all opportunities to learn more about yourself.

less advice, more poop.

Fuck, I'm gay...

A little.

very... i could just delete my post... no, i need to come to terms

Acceptance is the first step my friend.

i agree. Especially since you already got appropriate advice stated 5 ways from 10 people. Which is shocking, there usually is MUCH more poop.

did Danielle Steele just post?
and that right there folks is the pinnacle of funny you will get from me for the week. you should probably not read any of my posts until monday.

Just ask yourself, What would Ted Bundy do?

slit her throat and then your own


oh, wrong board

RAPE HER OR YOU'RE A PUSSY

HAHA TB that bitch fo real!

Cynicism and rape aside, the right thing for this guy to do is to recognize that for better or worse this relationship probably shouldn't be happening. Life is short, and grudges last a long time. Bow out gracefully and move on.

around 2001-2002, I realized grudges are stupid and stopped. thought I've been miffed about the band terror for the past 2 CDs.

i don't see this kid anymore posting, i beleive we have scared him gay.

wow, and my advice was to start sucking wangs cause it pays well well well.

my advice was to start sucking wangs cause it feels right...

Alone on new years? Slut. Leave her.

i was living with/dating this total cunt (my taste in women is impeccable) i was cooking till 1am on new years, she went to a party with MY friends and was supposed to come home. I waited up, she didn't show. So about 3 am, i went walking the streets of Allston (i lived right across the st. from the ICC) found a drunk whore looking for some cock, brought her home and gave it to her. Made sure not to wake her until my GF showed up and walked in. haha.

listen to this guy.

There is much wisdom in what xmikex says. women are shit.

I'll stop being a dick for the moment and give some good advice...listen to most (and I stress most) of these people and forget about her because as much as I hate to say it, she already forgot about you. Who wants to be alone on New Years? I hate being alone in general. Forget her man and move on.

xmikex is right, and the worst part is that she will laugh at you with her friends, and her new IROC driving fuckbuddy if you let her get away with it.

well, i dig being alone. I sat in this year on new years and read the last book in the star wars series i was reading... wait a minute, don't listen to me, i'm pathetic... and proud of it.

DO A BARREL ROLL

ha

DO A BARRELL ROLL OVER A HEAPING PILE OF SHAVED VAGINAS....NAKED.

I'd love to youtube that, but I'm at work

I've been alone plenty of new years... who gives a shit. I even did a new years radio show alone um.. last year?

My girlfriend just got out of a long 5-yr bad relationship with a drunk boy and she is now ecstatic to be dating a real man.



I will make her my Halloween bride.

So who is she dating?

Only a hillbilly would have to ask...

FIGHT HER OR YOU ARE A PUSSY


...I can't believe that took 6 hours

someone said "rape her or you're a pussy" earlier.

oh...

you put a blonde wig and a groucho marx nose on skeletor and called it your girlfriend.

Jesus, that was fucking lucid. What are you, a professor?

Being alone occurred during many of the best years of my life to date.

Zero obligations. Zero confusion. Just figuring out my shit and doing what I needed to do.

It ended, and I would not want it now, but I remember it fondly. Much better than years of trying to date confused people who enslaved me with obligations to their drama.

Most humans are monkeys. You can call them white niggers if you prefer, but they are essentially "talking monkeys with car keys" and they act like animals. They do nothing but enslave you to their drama, even if they have a nice little flesh pocket you like to squirt your DNA into.

Me, my hand, and the SciFi channel FTW.. well for me. You've got to get your own hand.

i second this!

this is the best piece of advice you may ever get about women

the best thing to do when you get out of a 5 year relationship is to get right back into another one.

the above statements are some of the best advice nuggets you could possibly get. wow, RTTP providing people with actual direction with matters of the heart.

seriously though, the girl was more than likely either already cheating on you or already had the new guy on deck. you need to get her out of your life and move on, yeah itll suck but ya have to deal. after finding out my gf of 2+ years was cheating on me at the end of our relationship, i promptly told her to get the fuck out of my life and never talk to me ever again. couple months later, im fine if not better than ive ever been. yeah it sucked with all the betrayal blah blah blah, but id definetly rather not have people of that caliber in my life. i doubt youd want them in yours either.

dont worry, shell get hers. karmas a bitch like that.

Can't take it, never could
Time to end it, wish you would
Friends and family, they're all gone
Life for you is just a con
Dig yourself a hole in the ground
Push up daisies six feet down
Take a dirt nap, buy the farm
Inject a bubble in your aim

Kill yourself, kill yourself!
Why don't you kill yourself?
Don't rely on no one else
End it all just kill yourself!
Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's bucket go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you go don't make a big deal
No dramatics, don't overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all feel
Better once you're gone away

You're a loser, there's nothing left for you
A worthless loser, at everything you do

Hey blue, what time is the show at? <3

PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Interesting. I JUST had the same problem with my girlfriend for 3 years. "Im confused and don't know what i want. I need a break" Of course, this totally saddens me, but, thanks to this advice, and advice from OTHER GIRLS: I will move on. I knew three months ago she was into some other guy ( a fucking half chinese guy at that ) so, brother, listen to what some of these people are saying. It is a hurtful thing if you truely care for her. I know im down in the dumps. But, lets move on. It will be simplistic to find someone correct.

best advice is get mad and not sad and look at alot of boobs.

Trust and youll be trusted
Says the liar to the fool
Lust and so what if youre busted?
In love and war there aint no rules

Do you believe in forever?
I dont even believe in tomorrow
The only things that last forever
Are memories and sorrow

Out of sight out of mind
The motto of betrayal
The prophets preach to forgive and forget
Im sorry, but I am unable

You went to lamour saturday night
Red nails and lipstick dressed two sizes two tight
His tongue down your throat
His hand up your skirt
Yeah Im a man
But it still hurts

Slut
Whore
Cunt

I know youre fucking someone else
(he knows youre fucking someone else)

You had cock on your mind
And cum on your breath
Inserted that diaphragm before you left
Practicing freelance gynecology
Where theres a womb theres a way
With you its for free

Slut
Whore
Cunt

I know youre fucking someone else
(he knows youre fucking someone else)

Done it before
Time after time
Refused to learn your lesson
Gave til it hurt
Thought it was right
Only fools make mistakes twice

So you sit home
Drinking alone
Empty bottle in your hand
Dont even try
To sort out the lies
Its worse to try to understand

You make me hate myself

I know youre fucking someone else
(he knows youre fucking someone else)

and let me reiterate...

fight her or your a pussy.

fight her pussy or you're a faggot

FIGHT THE HALFBREED CHINK OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

well DJDeath, you're going on tour soon, so there's billions of ways to ease the situation.

No way, man. He can probably half-do karate.

What's strange is an ex of mine wanted to take a break, and 2 months later when she noticed other girls were into me, she wanted me back. So, maybe she'll come to her senses and come back to you. You may realize there are greener pastures though, and she'll have to learn from her mistake.

mark, i'm not a girl

Ken, when you start wearing the testicles in this relationship you can start calling yourself a man.