i was in my friend's car a couple hours ago, on the way to the porn store, when a mustang suddenly came screeching out in front of us from a side street. it fishtailed a bit, then went off the road, hit a small boulder, went up on the sidewalk, and slammed, full throttle, into an apartment building. we pulled over and this guy on a motorcycle called 911. then a 90 year old woman stepped out of the mustang, unhurt, except for a small bleeding cut on her left arm. we stood around talking to people for a few minutes about how ridiculous it is for an old woman to be driving a mustang, then left to go to the porn store. once we knew no one got hurt, we decided the accident was hilarious. the end.

and you didn't have your camera...
forshame..

i had a cell phone camera, and my friend did too, but we didn't think of it until we were driving back from our errands.

thats fucked up man. i hate old lady drivers. does anyone remmember that band from the early 90's they were funny

cool cool. the only accident i encountered today was when i dropped my oil filter in the oil pan at work and the hot oil splashed all over my face and in my eyes!

hahahahaha, old lady

I wish she had killed 10 children.

nice!

old people should be taken off this planet and flown into the sun

hahaha, i love the comments this thread is getting, except for the one about hot oil splashing in the eyes. that must have hurt like fuck.