shannon12271: Funny, scumbag, whoremonger, skeezequeen, dyke@ss b*tch gets to leave now because her homely @ss has to stop at CVS....
CarinadefyU: dykeass? nope...she loves the cock
CarinadefyU: that's what makes her the slut she is..just ask one of the guys she's banged here at work...
CarinadefyU:
CarinadefyU: if he moves, has a pulse...she wants to fuck him
shannon12271: maybe we will get lucky and she will finaly choke on one, one day!!!!
shannon12271: instead of just gag!!!!
CarinadefyU: choke on a cock? i dunno...i bet she is used to handling more than one in her big mouth
shannon12271: 2 in the mouth, 1 up the @ss and another in the big ole gaping hole all at the same time sounds just like her!!!

isn't that how girls get ahead in this world?
if you ain't taking it in the ass then the mouth, you get left behind.

and her # is



gawd damn you holding out on us

Haha gossip, what is this high school?

ps: I want her # too

joe you are high school

What does that mean?

does she have a pool? i like girls who take it in the can and have swimming pools.

1) now people know carin's AIM
2) now people know shannon's AIM

she's a wicked skinny skank who wear's a stuffed bra..i think you need to work here to bang her for sure...

she doesn't have a pool

but last time we were all together her roommate was trying to rub her ugly tits all over aaron
grossss

I must have blacked that out.

you called her sloppy tits remember?
she was drunk and yep i know she traumatized you..i'm sorry

anyhow...she turned out to be a fake bitch (the one who works here anyhow)
and i told shannon i made this thread..she's new and the only cool person here anyhow

was she the girl that kept fucking everyone?

tried to anyhow....we escaped just in time

She's right up your alley if you like the boney, skinny assed, bitchy, pussed face, shrill nasty voiced, whiney, spoiled princesss skank type!

you just described 1/2 the guys on this messageboard.

oh wait.. you didn't say "wears tight girl pants"
my bad.

And white belts.

You kidding, the guys on the messageboard probably have longer hair than her DutchBoy bob.

wait wait..who on here is the spoiled princesss skank type?

I bet this girl's got a white belt...


... to hold up her saggy tits.

Hot, hot.

and the whining begins.

hahahahaha her hair is short...and i like "dutchboy" bob nickname...damn Shannon...yer good at this!

and i walked by to see if she's wearing her white belt today..i couldn't see though..i know she has one

Shannon said:

wow she is really annoying...damnnnnn

there's an old lady that works in my office... she's the loudest thing ever. when she laughs or talks on the phone, 1/2 the building knows it.

on of the kids here wants to bang her cause he figures she's be loud in bed.

See, while you guys are being amused from this, Carina and myself are sitting here right now dealing with this sperm-receptacles bullshit.

maybe it's because she's not received her daily hot-beef injection.
I think you should pretend you are a dentist and feed her some.
I bet mike's a bottle rocket ready to go off.

You kidding, she went out for lunch alone.....she's probably got a giant dildo in her car and needed a fix.

although she did say she was going to CVS, I figured it was for her regular monthly supply of antibotics.

Shannon, your cynical attitude is welcome here any day

you know what's funny?

two weeks ago she was at her desk complaining how she didn't get any recently


wow pathetic

Why "Thank you" Joe/NotCommon.....I tend to refer to it as honesty.

honesty is not welcome here

Fine, cynical it is then.

excellent, thank you.

if I had a vagina, I'd store dimes and quarters in it.
or possibly my cellphone.

I'd store energy in mine, and shoot blasts of lightning at men who tried to fist me.

you've been watching WAY too much la blue girl

OH MY GOD (spoken just like that sad ass co-worker, she's one of those types).......if I had a penus, I'd walk around pissing on all things (outside, of course) just like a male dog....just because I could....screw that damn crouching shit!

and aaron, you've been watching too much..ummm i forget...but i remember that we've heard that line before (about the cell phone)

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and shannon..if you had one i know whose coffee you'd piss in=)

Actually, there'd be a line of coffee cups, but I'm sure you would still know whose they would be....

Just to fill the rest of you in....Carina and I work in this office, with a group of CLIQUEY Corporate Clowns who think fun is to be at work at 11:00 pm on a friday night drinking beers in their cubes (OH MY GOD, so riskay) and that bowling is the highlight of actually going out. They frown on Carina and I's tattoos, they cannot be more than 20 minutes away from each other outside work without calling each other on their cells and they go to lunch ina hoarde ...talk about pathetic.....

and guess whose favorite Skeeze just got to leave....dildo must be calling!

I've heard of a banana phone, but now a dildo phone.
"I smell your light-saber" - dave chapelle

maybe her car comes with a built in sabian?

can they be ordered from the factory or is it a custom job?

I used to piss in my boss' coffee everyday when i worked construction. It was usually in his thermous but whenever he'd send me out for coffee id get to rub his straw on my ball sack AND piss in his coffee. Then later in the day when he'd scream at me for his own goddamned mistakes as he drinks his coffee i wouldnt get as frustrated as i normally would. its a good stress reliever.

and the Dude never friggin thought his coffee tasted funny (or like shit for that matter)......

i heard that slut crams giant Foster's cans up her ass.

he was the most miserable bastard you ever met. it wouldnt have mattered if his coffee was fresh brewed from the hills of columbia with a spoonful of cocaine in it; he still wouldve complained about it. of course he mentioned it but he always either blamed whatever was in his thermous before the coffee or his wife who also sucked. as far as i know he never had a thing for golden showers so i dont think he ever quite identified the odd flavor.

thats to fucken funny......

and I heard it was 40 ouncer's she crams up there

i bet shes got a pink sock by now

OK, thats real nasty!!!!

maybe what you girls really need are your own sabians... or butterflies..
it would make your work day so much more pleasent
although, your voices would quiver a lot.

Shannon, do you like metal?
Share your tales with us at obriens pub tonight!

Me, tales! I ain't got too many of those.

Well you can make some up, we hate honesty anyways.
Carina is going, you can follow her to the club.

anyhow, 3:24pm who won the pool on how long it would take for joe to invite her?

i am going? really? i didn't know...

Shannon was already asking me about it and i'm like huh? and she said she read it on the board...

anyhow, no shows for me...work too late and then gotta get all my stuff ready for tomorrow no shows this weekend

i can bring her to another one though

Hey, what the hells up with that......Now I'm feeling the High School thing here (or the really bad teen movie) where I am involved in this bet and that I know nothing about......Please hold on while I pick up the pieces of my broken heart!!!!

joe's far passed highschool... though... most of his stalking victims will be in high school in a few year.

Well then, I guess that leavces me out of the equation.....I finished High School many moons ago!

So, who won the bet?

Why is my name constantly dragged through the mud?
I was trying to be friendly to this person.

because people are Evil, Pure Evil, I tell ya!!!

indeed they are.

hey, don't say it too much, they feed off of it!

Well, you can still come to the show tonight if you want. Don't listen to anything anyone says about me, remember they love to lie.

and what kind of show is this?

teratism is death metal
abhorred is gay
dissector is zombie thrash
inheritance is melodic metal (i think?)

abhorred are the guys in the promo pics i showed you that you liked and said the guys were hot

BOOYAH

Did I mention hot dogs?

what about hot dogs?

before the show we go to spike's...of course i get a veggie dog...they are awesome though

you trying to bribe me with food?

well, it's not like any of them can afford a ring to bride you with

Touche'....good one!!! Besides, I can buy my own rings, right Carina....

shannon has rings on every finger including thumbs

carina's just a ring... but I'm not allowed to talk about it with her co-workers.

well 2 rings....one on my finger

sometimes i like to tear puppies apart with my bare hands, their screams are like music. i eat their insides raw.

Ok, and that came from way the hell out of left field!!!

Sorry I got bored, I am gonna go cry in the dark

Oh no, not another one of those poor misunderstood lost souls.....

joe, watch thecrow.

I heard a rumor that Shannon's got all her light in one submarine.

Nice, I chat for half a day and there is already rumors spreading about me....

this thread is amazing

Amazing good, amazing long or amazing funny?

Or amazing larry?

just simply amazing

I liked this thread.

shannon called me an hour ago..she had 2 xtra tix for canobie lake park for tomorrow

Carina just magically made EMC squared seem like a cool place to work!

so today she decides for the group to order from this sandwich place where it will cost me $6.50 for lettuce and cheese on bread ... everything else..i can't eat...
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Carina: stinky cunt
Carina:rag
Carina:
Carina: now THAT was bad
shannon: with dried up, left over jism breathe
shannon: that sure as hell ain't gel in her hair...

wow...looks like we do this once a week

i swear if she gives me one more dirty look i am going to spit on her keyboard when she goes to pee

she's not peeing.
it was established that she's jackhammering

with the user level of her hole, she ain't peeing, she's gushing!