We, as musicians and residents of New England, would like to take a moment to clarify that Vattnet Viskar in no way represents us. They are a joke locally, nobody takes them seriously, and they just generally reek of paid-for PR and Brooklyn. If you got here through an internet search for "vattnet viskar new england black metal", please understand that they are none of those things. Brooklyn is welcome to them, we don't want them.

Signed,
- All of New England except like 3 whiny dudes that nobody listens to anyway

Sounds like someone's just not comfortable with strong women playing faux-BM.

I'm just not comfortable with the "Sky Swallower" pun I'm about to make. Here, check it out: "More like, 'Guy Swallower', am I right?"
See? I feel like that just diminished us both.



























Shitty, fake band, though. In any case.

Makes me SMH.