my roomate bounced owing us money and leaving all his shit..i found a sizable check in his room from a "funeral home" seems kinda shady but i still want to cash it cuz i need the money. how can i do this without it getting tracked back to me? fake id? ideas?

I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS, SON.

I found a picture of your roommate:



(I don't think he's coming back.)

Bad idea jeans. Take him to scc

hes in florida . come on no one knows how to cash a check without it getting traced back to you?

Cash it at a shady liquor store or a pawn shop. Most won't check your I.D. and will only charge you up to 3% of the checks value to cash it.

most heroin addicts I know went to jail for stuff like this.

Take him to court.

that is what I said. small claims court.

courts not a option its a 2500+ check so i dont think a lq or cash checking store will do it without id, and i dont want to use mine cuz i dont want it being traced back

It'd be cheaper, safer and more legal for you to go to FL and rob the guy at knifepoint. It'd probably work too. What's he gonna say, his ex-roommates from several hundred miles away drove to FL, robbed him at knifepoint and then drove home? Nigger please.

Yes, rob him and if he fucks up, kill him and sell his organs (cher knows a guy who knows a guy). Forget the check, for all you know, he thought he lost it and had it reissued so you could be holding a voided check and not know it.

burn the check and move on with your life.