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returntothepit >> discuss >> My favorite ebay listing of all time by Kadoogan on Mar 25,2013 6:05pm
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"Jessica Ann Simpson lives at 9555 Lime Orchard Rd, Beverly Hills, Ca 90210.

Read this book and learn the TRUTH about the filthy, treacherous, lying, Godless, immoral whore Jessica Ann Simpson. Right now she is involved in one of her many, many filthy, immoral, fornicative sexual relationships. Read the truth about this prolific liar & selfish immoral monster- an immoral whore with money.



This is a one of a kind, unique first printed proof copy of my nonfiction documentary exclusively telling the true story of how Jessica Ann Simpson tried to seduce a happily married Mormon man with a Los Angeles temple marriage ( for time and eternity).This book was published last year to the public on Amazon.com

This will continue until this book is sold.



The author, Marce' William Burchell is a man of extremely high credibility.He is a USA born law abiding citizen, a college graduate,and a gentleman and a scholar of the highest character. He is a true knight in shining armor and his sword is the truth.

Mr. Burchell graduated from Brigham Young University and was married in a Mormon temple, and holds the highest priesthood in the church just like Mitt Romney the former Presidential candidate of the United States.



Mr. Burchell handles all his financial matters with great prudence and wisdom, living well below his financial means. His income puts him in the top 2% of all Americans.

He is well off financially and does not need to sell this book. He lives a debt-free life and has never cheated a single soul on this Earth. He has excellent credit and never declared bankrupcy. He has a long history of integrity and honesty for all. In all he does, he seeks to excel. He is a very handsome and world class athlete, who excels in Tennis, Golf and many sports. His gifts & talents are extraordinary.

Mr. Burchell is an extraordinarily honest and good natured man. If all men were like him, our country would be a paradise to live in. He loves God, his fellow man and never understood Why Jessica Simpson lied about the torture she put him through and why she tried to seduce him.

Mr. Burchell is also a man of heroics, and very modest in nature. When he was teenager riding his bike home, he saw a little boy playing in the ice who fell in and cried for help. Immediately Mr. Burchell jumped in the cold water and saved the boy's life. Mr. Burchell did not get any recognition for saving the boy's life nor did he seek any. Today that boy is working in Colorado for a company that is involved in our national defense.

If Mr. Burchell says something happened - IT did! He never was involved in whoredoms as Jessica is and was. He is just an innocent man who was tortured and stalked by an evil woman. This book tells the truth. The truth that she does want you to know or believe.

Why is it impossible to believe a woman tried to seduce a handsome married man? Millions believe a man called Samson with the jawbone of an ass defeated a multithousand man army. Millions believe that Daniel stayed all night in a den of hungry lions without being eaten.

Millions believe that a man called Jesus Christ, raised a man from the dead and also rose from the dead after being crucified by the Romans. Millions believe that 3 jews were thrown in a furnace of fire and received no harm, being preserved by God.

Yet, how is impossible to believe that woman, named Jessica Simpson who is well known to have committed whoredoms tried to do the same with Mr. Burchell? Right after Mr. Burchell Jessica moved on to another married man - Eric. He was legally married when she began here intimate affair with him ! This story IS 100% true and faithful !

Yes of course, she does not want you to read this book! Her PR people will do an say ANYTHING to make you believe what they want you to. Read this book from an honest man, God fearing man, faithful and even heroic man and learn the truth about this woman of well known whoredoms.

He lives a life of not only honesty but sterling morality and chastity too. He was married in the Los Angeles Temple with his first and only wife 24 years ago and lived a life worthy to be married for time and eternity.He and his wife waited until after marriage in accordance and respect for God Almighty's commandments, being both virgins on their wedding night. Mr. Burchell holds the highest priesthood in the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. He is a worthy holder of the high Melchizedek Priesthood. Mr. Burchell is a happily married man with 6 wonderful children who love him and respect him. As a scholar he has excelled with a genius IQ of 200 and has many gifts and talents.

Mr. Burchell is a gentle soul, filled with the love of God. He is polite, courteous and never swears, drinks, use drugs or smokes in accordance to the Word of Wisdom of the Mormon Church. He is a man of the rarest and greatest character. He is a man who loves and respects all women as no other man can and this is one of the reasons Jessica failed to seduce him. This is the intense power story that is recounted with amazing accuracy in this book.

He was so different than the cheap men she dated and had sex with on a regular basis.

It is why she loved him and does not want you to know the crazy things she did to get him. Even Jessica, fell in love with him but at first she just wanted to have sex with him. Her heart was touched by altruistic love as he was so different from the cheap men she met in California.

A man who loves a woman would never dishonor and use her. So he could not do what she wanted in the way she wanted because of most altruistic love, on par with the Savior's love for all. This is the romantic story written in this charming book.

IT is not an attempt to harm Jessica, but simply to tell the true romantic story of how love conquered what the world considers more important than true love.

True love won, and this book tells of how love conquered all. It is an amazing story

that is completely true.

It was a struggle between true altruistic love and temptation to settle for less, to settle for being merely being the richest, most famous, and one of the most powerful men with sensual temptations in their height. In this book it tells how innocence, true love, nobility, honor, dignity and all the most precious virtue won out and prevailed over the things the world considers to be of greater value.

True Godly Love prevailed and conquered over the evil and base things of the world.The world would say that he is the loser and Eric won, but actually those who cherish the virtues and greater things of nobility in life, know in their hearts that Mr. Burchell chose wisely and is the greatest winner since Jesus Christ.

Yes, as Jesus Christ was being crucified, they spit on him, and they mocked him and

put a crown of thorns on him. Yes to the world he was a loser, for he chose true love for all mankind over riches, power and fame. He gave his life unselfishly for all and they did not understand why. To the world and men like King Herod, the rich and powerful,

Jesus to them was just a convicted criminal who was poor, penniless and a condemned criminal whose life was taken away early. To them he was a loser and to the world he was.

As Jesus Christ was actually the greatest winner ever to live, so is Mr. Burchell for he chose wisely as did the Savior of mankind.

This book tells the story of the struggle between true love and the things that world considers more important than the priceless virtues. IT ends with Mr. Burchell prevailing and winning over the base things of the world to stand tall victorious over intense temptations greater than those given to Joseph in the Bible when Potiphar's wife grabbed hold of him and asked him to lay with her.

Mr. Burchell is a man who won over the greatest temptations and this is his story of victory over the base things of the world. It is Eric, who like King Herod, chose evil and thus is the true LOSER in this book who ultimately loses everything, even his eternal soul. Eric chose a lazy, immoral life and the things of the world over true love, honor & obedience to the commandments of the supreme creator of Heaven and Earth.

Mr. Burchell is the WINNER and like Jesus Christ he will forever be the greatest winner of all men. Whereas Eric chose to spit upon God's commandments and consequently eternal damnation, while Mr. Burchell chose to respect God's commandments and consequently eternal salvation and exaltation. Thus Mr. Burchell is the Winner and Eric the Loser.This book teaches an important moral lesson that all can profit from and is so lacking in the world today.

Never has he ever sought or needed counsel as the Lord is his counselor, guide, close friend and source of infinite strength. Mr. Burchell and his wife would never pose nude for a magazine,commit adultry and fornication for any amount of money as Jessica has done. The difference in credibility is like night and day between these two.

The Mormon Church has very strict rules about lying and if Mr. Burchell who holds the highest priesthood in the church and being married in the temple had lied, or had done anything Jessica Simpson said he did, he would have been ex-communicated from the church. However, Mr. Burchell has not received any punishment but only praise for his faithfulness, honor, loyalty and extraordinary integrity and honesty from the church members.

This book tells the truth of how Jessica Ann Simpson tried for 22 months to seduce a married man in 2009-2011. Yes, of course, Jessica hired professional men to investigate and violate his privacy so she could know his routine and when to stalk him. The rich and famous take advantage of technology and the resources available to them especially if a famous woman is interested in carrying on a private affair with a married man. It is standard practice for her to operate in this fashion to protect herself from the truth being leaked. She is very aware of the media and knows how to manipulate it in her favor and she uses professional people to manage these matters who use the latest technologies. They care nothing about the truth or violating a person's privacy or rights. To be PR person in Hollywood you need to be a professional liar with no ethics at all. You will learn this truth, as the book explains how they operate and managed Jessica's secret meetings with Mr. Burchell and her harassing attempt to get him in bed.

Mr. Burchell was met by Jessica Ann Simpson many times, secretly, and he constantly turned down her offers for sex, telling her he could only have sex with a woman he was married to.

This book is 8.5 inches by 11 inches tall and is softcovered. It is 29 pages long with pictures of Jessica Ann Simpson in her usual immodest clothing, which she wore in public. IF this book were printed in the popular 6 by 9 inch size it would be over 100 pages long.

Then sitting next to Mr. Burchell on a flight from ST Louis to New York, La Guardia in August 2009 , Jessica Ann Simpson offered Mr. Burchell $5 million, and financial control of her total fortune if he would go to a hotel and have sex with her, and while making out make plans for their marriage. She told him she was too important to elope and wanted them to start on a baby.

Mr. Burchell rejected this attempt to buy his love and refused to cheat on his close friend and wife for any amount of money and turned Jessica Ann Simpson down.

Still she would not give up and she stalked him relentlessly. She violated his privacy in everyway she could. Even today she continues her harrassment of an innocent married man, by abusing her access to the media to defame an innocent married man she could not conquer with her lies of love,money, power and fame; still she does this with reckless disregard to the truth.

When Mr. Burchell published this book telling the torture she put him through, she tried to maliciously destroy his credibility by making up out of thin air a false defamatory story to the media for the purpose of heaping ridicule upon him in an attempt to destroy his life with reckless disregard to the truth.

This book tells the truth and is signed by the author attesting to the truthfulness of every word in it and it tells of how it all started as follows:

Mr. Marce' William Burchell who was never a fan of Jessica Ann Simpson and even to this day has never heard her sing or watched one movie she was in, in early 2009 was innocently flying home to visit his lovely wife and children as he did when he was on a business trip out of state. At a bookstore in front of his departure gate Mr. Burchell was standing when Jessica Ann Simpson walked up to him and tried to get his attention by flirting with him. Mr. Burchell a man who never cheated, who is totally loyal and faithful

ignored Jessica Ann Simpson's attempts to flirt. As he innocently walked away without flirting, she called out to him "Marce' I will date you." This surprized Mr. Burchell because how did she know his name as his boarding pass was in his pocket and never was visible while he was at the airport, nor did he have a name tag on, nor did anyone speak his name. He still refused to flirt and continued to walkd away from her, then in great urgency she called out " I am Jessica Ann Simpson do you want my phone number?"

Mr. Burchell at that time, had not known anyone called Jessica Ann Simpson and he did not accept or want her phone number and refused her advances. Jessica Ann Simpson was not use to being rejected by a man and broke down and cried in public making a very big scene.

A man came up to her and asked her why she was crying and wanted a date with that married man. She said that she thought he was very handsome and was very fond of him, she said as she sobbed. This man, out of pity, then agreed to take her phone number and she went off her way.

Mr. Burchell refused to accept Jessica's phone number and of course he never called or texted her EVER.

Jessica Ann Simpson had only begun her harrassment and torture of this innocent married man. Yes, she had selected him, and she was determined to get her way. If she had not, Mr. Burchell even today would probably never even had heard her name still.

Then began the 22 month long seduction of Mr. Marce William Burchell by Jessica Ann Simpson.

Reason for the book Sale:

All profits for the sale of this book will go to fund my electric car company. It will be the first affordable electric car cheaper than a gasoline powered car.

Mr. Burchell having been put through tortures untold by this malicious woman seeks to help the country he loves to be free from the burden of addiction from foreign oil forever by using the great genious & talents God has given him for the benefit of all his fellow Americans whom he has nothing but a Godly love and respect for.

Regards,




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The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 Month Long Attempt to Seduce a Man



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All other posts in this thread were funnier than yours. Strict parents in Georgia = not as funny as a delusional narcissistic fundie who thinks Jessica Simpson is lusting after him. Also, if that last picture I posted did nothing for you, your dick is broken.



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