Politicians scramble for legislation to outlaw pesky weather phenomenon.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/16/world/asia/p...pines-typhoon/index.html?hpt=hp_bn2

I don't think we need to BAN typhoons outright, but if we could get some police details on the beaches and maybe some bullet proof glass for the ocean-side Dairy Queen I think it'd fix the problem.

IMMEDIATE NATIONAL STORM REGISTRY - MY CHILD'S SAFETY TRUMPS THAT OF A STORM

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

oh, wait

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BARE GLOBAL WARMS SO ONE DAY WHEN A TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT FREEZES US WE CAN THAW OURSELVES. IF A STORM ATTACKS MY FAMILY IT GETS BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY.

Too soon.

no one called to ban it.. but everyone who has ever had a tea party is posting that some boogy man is trying to ban their tay-phoons.

Everyone in this thread gave me lulz...except the rev, as per usual.

Upon further review I did chuckle at the rev's post.