In light of all the recent bwack metal discussion, take a gander at this band from Texas. This was taken from a DVD about USBM, and it makes me LOL every single time.
We didn't tour with these guys...though we did play a fest with them once.
I know it was a joke. For some reason when I first met you I thought you toured with Thornspawn, because I mixed them up with Kult ov Azazel because I thought Kult were from Texas. IDK, inside joke taht only I got.