the cereal is called apple jacks. the second word when made singular is jack. this is part of the phrase jack off. if you eat apple jacks, that means you are gay and therefore not my true metal brother because faggots are not metal, only hateful straight white men.
Raisin bran is pretty high in sugar, just sayin. I've been eating oatmeal, cheerios and fruit for breakfast lately. A trapse through the sugary orchard of apple jacks was a delicious deviation.
