post by xmikex at Jun 4,2012 9:38am edited Jun 4,2012 9:39am
Went to junior high with this kid. Dude was allllways getting in fights/stealing from people, etc. I came across his facebook page by accident and it said that he's locked up in solitary and calling himself "C Gutta." Went looking for what he got locked up for and found this gem...
There was this kid Mark who was nice enough but he was flamboyantly gay by like 3rd grade. His normal everyday voice had this Hello Dolly, Broadway timbre to it and he used to do these musical theater pieces during junior high assemblies that went over like a bag of dicks in front of a bunch of ghetto Brockton kids.
I was in the same gym class as both Mark and Courtney, and Courtney would fuck with this kid every single day. One day we were going outside to play soccer and Courtney gets in his face and says "Yo! If you suck today I'mma kick your fuckin ass!"
Mark looks at him calmly (because someone threatened to kick his ass at least once a day) and said in his fanciest tone "Well by that rationale, if you suck am I permitted to kick your fucking ass?" Courtney just laughed and never bothered the kid again.
