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returntothepit >> discuss >> Official, when are you departing for Maryland Death Fest? thread by KEVORD on May 23,2012 10:51am
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 23,2012 10:51am edited May 23,2012 11:35am
I'm leaving just before 7 am on a flight from Providence to Baltimore. Since I can't check into my hotel till the afternoon I don't know what I'll do all day. Curious of when everyone else is setting sail.



toggletoggle post by KEVWHORED at May 23,2012 10:53am
POSER



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 23,2012 10:54am
More like Kevbored at work.



toggletoggle post by FELINES at May 23,2012 11:17am
driving stoned out of my cat skull at 7 am tomorrow for the 4 day



toggletoggle post by Bloblovesmusic at May 23,2012 11:32am
Already on the road, currently at a rest stop in Waterbury!



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 23,2012 11:37am
ANYONE WHO LEAVES THE HOUSE FOR A METAL SHOW IS A POSER ONLY STAYING IN AND CALLING PEOPLE POSERS ANONYMOUSLY IS TRVE METAL



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at May 23,2012 11:48am
tomorrow morning-ish right after traffic.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 23,2012 11:53am
man this drive is gonna SUUUUUUUUUUCK.

also, the lady and I need a floor/whatever to sleep on if anyone's got a room, just for friday night.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 23,2012 11:56am
Monsignor Ghoulash and crew picking me up like detritus along 95 early Friday. Partytime excellent



toggletoggle post by Emperor X at May 23,2012 12:01pm
ha ha ha poser brigade going to a show of sweaty "metal heads" who compare patches like dicks



toggletoggle post by Emperor X ismysignature at May 23,2012 12:12pm
What a pussy faggot.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 23,2012 12:12pm
Emperor%20X said[orig][quote]
ha ha ha poser brigade going to a show of sweaty "metal heads" who compare scabs on their dicks


fix'd



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 23,2012 12:54pm
leaving around 3 or 4am.



toggletoggle post by unchain_the_wolves at May 23,2012 1:35pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
leaving around 3 or 4am.


Same here.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 23,2012 2:07pm
change of plans. leaving tomorrow around 6, getting there hopefully by like 2 or 3.



toggletoggle post by Uh at May 23,2012 3:32pm
Leaving in a few hours hopefully, but coordinating with 3 other people, it'll probably be more like 8pm tonight.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 23,2012 3:50pm
lol @ unsane playing



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at May 23,2012 4:38pm
Ugh, looking for a ride Friday/late Thursday if.possible.



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at May 23,2012 9:28pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
tomorrow morning-ish right after traffic.


you spelled 3am wrong



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 23,2012 9:28pm



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at May 23,2012 11:11pm
I'm flying from Hartford at 2pm, 1 hour flights rule. Leave the house at 10am. Never driving through NJ is the way to go.

Ross i might have a spot for you to stay friday night if you want. I just gotta go over it with the gf.



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at May 24,2012 2:39am
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
tomorrow morning-ish right after traffic.


you spelled 3am wrong


LOL no shit. I'm awake now and ready to go. Fuck this plan.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 5:11am
Left over an hr ago.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 24,2012 6:21am
I'm at the airport. Race ya there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 7:43am
Empire state.mstuck in traffic on 684



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier's PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 7:52am
39 days out of Eluthera you successfully lead a mutiny, following a decisive sword battle with the captain your crewmates declare you their new captain. Full sail, you guide the sloop toward Baltimore.



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 7:57am
Looking for funds to purchase patches and shirts you port in Key West, where it appears the French are at war with the English and Spanish. The French governor of Key West hands you a letter of marque and after thoroughly impressing his average looking daughter she let's slip that the Pathos Productions merch train was last spotted in New Haven, while Kevord was last spotted with a large collection of Relapse Grab Bags at TF Green Airport. You rush back to your ship, eager to pursue either lead.



toggletoggle post by MEGAPROCTO at May 24,2012 7:57am
One of your ships has struck a reef. It sinks rapidly beneath the Housatonic!



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 8:00am
Luckily you swim to shore and find refuge on a deserted island...hours pass when finally you're taken up by a ship that has recently mutinied and is need if a captain.



toggletoggle post by MEGAPROCTO at May 24,2012 8:02am
Ye are a skulker! I'm taking control of this ship!



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 8:11am
Megaprocto's mutiny quickly unravels as we spot a Spanish Silver Galleon on the horizon and dreams of riches fill our heads. After a tense battle, wherein our fluyt somehow outmaneuvered the galleon we crash into the Spanish ship. Through the flames you spot the Spanish captain and cross swords, a rapid series of strikes from the rapier halves his crew counter and the galleon (and all its riches are yours). With more than enough gold to buy each crewman a full relapse grab bag you make haste for MDF.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 8:11am
Tried to avoid gwb, but my gps fd me



toggletoggle post by MEGAPROCTO at May 24,2012 8:13am
You are recognized by one of the governer's guards! "HALT! Ye pirate coward!"m he yells as he draws his sword.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 8:17am
My main mission is
To pee in a coffee cup
towards mdf



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 8:17am
Thankfully the governor's guard is a mere merch peddler and struggles to hold their cutlass in their three fingered hand.



toggletoggle post by MEGAPROCTO at May 24,2012 8:23am
SHOULDA USED A RAPIER



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 8:38am
Easiest time through NYC yet actually. Didn't drop below the speed limit but once



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 8:46am
No is traffic



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 24,2012 9:02am
I'm in Baltimore. I win!



toggletoggle post by MEGAPROCTO at May 24,2012 9:09am
Nobody wins in Baltimore.



toggletoggle post by ark at May 24,2012 10:18am
Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll = top tier of RTTP trolling



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 24,2012 10:28am
First pit stop. Didn't really need to, but figured why not poop/pee/dump out cup of pee and they $3.63 NJ gas. I always make it down and then back to NJ on one tank, but with my batteries crapping out, I wasn't sure this year and didn't want to coast around baltimore on fumes.



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 10:33am
We sail the galleon alongside derelict Aaron's hybrid as he makes a pit stop. On my signal we fire all 15 guns on the starboard side, unleashing a broadside of cat piss on the compact car.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 24,2012 10:36am
ark said[orig][quote]
Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll = top tier of RTTP trolling



toggletoggle post by Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll at May 24,2012 10:37am
The Governor of Bermuda, impressed by your capture of a Spanish galleon awards you an English letter of marque and grants you 5 acres of land. His homely daughter clues you into the last known location of the dastardly Baron Marquez, the man who sold your family into bondage.



toggletoggle post by MEGAPROCTO at May 24,2012 11:11am
GAME IS RACIST AGAINST SPANIARDS



toggletoggle post by Cute Dad at May 24,2012 11:14am
I left my pink lawnmower at home...dammit



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 24,2012 12:25pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ark said[orig][quote]
Sid Meier‘s PIRATES! troll = top tier of RTTP trolling



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 24,2012 12:28pm
Local news says it's gonna be hot as fuck here. Don't forget sunscreen and leave the denim vests at home.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 24,2012 12:28pm
Sid%20Meier‘s%20PIRATES!%20troll said[orig][quote]
Thankfully the governor's guard is a mere merch peddler and struggles to hold their cutlass in their three fingered hand.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 24,2012 12:42pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Local news says it's gonna be hot as fuck here. Don't forget sunscreen and leave the denim vests at home.


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 24,2012 12:45pm
I just read a 'high of 81' which isn't THAT bad. A week ago it said high of 90. Plust the t-storms should cool a nigga off.



toggletoggle post by Emperor X at May 24,2012 1:00pm
Posers that can't handle a little heat. How surprising.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 24,2012 1:02pm
They just said it was gonna be in the 90's on Saturday on the local weather.



toggletoggle post by Emperor X at May 24,2012 1:04pm
Overnight elitist what now?



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at May 24,2012 2:00pm
Just walked down to Sonar. Lots of people hanging in the parking lot across the street. Overheard a girl say "I like black metal but not all that satanic stuff". Turned around and walked back to the hotel. True story.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at May 24,2012 2:08pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Just walked down to Sonar. Lots of people hanging in the parking lot across the street. Overheard a girl say "I like black metal but not all that satanic stuff". Turned around and walked back to the hotel. True story.

Her favorite black metal band is Sevendust



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at May 24,2012 2:12pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 24,2012 2:19pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Just walked down to Sonar. Lots of people hanging in the parking lot across the street. Overheard a girl say "I like black metal but not all that satanic stuff". Turned around and walked back to the hotel. True story.


yea I'm looking forward to literally not talking to anyone and only watching godflesh and being an overnight elitist.



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at May 24,2012 2:33pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Just walked down to Sonar. Lots of people hanging in the parking lot across the street. Overheard a girl say "I like black metal but not all that satanic stuff". Turned around and walked back to the hotel. True story.


HA!



toggletoggle post by FirstYearsOfHumanity at May 24,2012 2:35pm
BUILDING SENTRY GUN IN PARKING LOT



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at May 24,2012 2:51pm
FirstYearsOfHumanity said[orig][quote]
BUILDING SENTRY GUN IN PARKING LOT




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