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returntothepit >> discuss >> An open letter to women who wear tight black pants... by anonymous on Mar 9,2012 9:14am
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 9,2012 9:14am
This short letter goes out to all of the beautiful women who are now wearing tight black pants, leggings, or any other kind of tight pants which accentuates their ass.
While we appreciate looking at your ass and checking you out while you walk, this is torture. I can't reiterate enough how hard it is to watch your bottom jiggle with each step and not get aroused in the process. We can make your ass out, see your curves, see your crack, see everything. Might as well just be pantless because all it takes is one good picture of your ass and a simple invert feature on photoshop to see what it really looks like.
So my question to you is: how do you expect us not to rape you?
Sadly, the young girls wear these pants all of the time and it's hard to not check out a 14 year old now.
Stop flaunting your legs and ass if you don't want a stranger's dick up it. Either that or don't wear pants.
Thank you,
anonymous



toggletoggle post by orktouros at Mar 9,2012 9:51am



toggletoggle post by OP iz Necslarak Bastaril NLI at Mar 9,2012 9:57am
Have some self control. This is why god gave you hands and public bathrooms.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 9,2012 10:08am


Do go on~



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2012 10:09am
FWIW, the tyranny of the male gaze is some childish bullshit. You can't have it both ways.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 9,2012 10:10am
ITT: sexual frustration



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 10:11am
I totally support women wearing those pants. Instead of raping them, I like to do this thing called um... talking to them.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2012 10:12am
Related:




toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 9,2012 10:13am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
I totally support women wearing those pants. Instead of raping them, I like to do this thing called um...consentual intercourse.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 9,2012 10:14am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
FWIW, the tyranny of the male gaze is some childish bullshit. You can't have it both ways.
only the male gays is real



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 9,2012 10:14am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ITT: my sexual frustration



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 9,2012 10:15am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
FWIW, the tyranny of the male gaze is some childish bullshit. You can't have it both ways.


You rule, DYA

Yoga pants are a gift to humankind, also a big fan of those compression tights that I see on the Brazilian hotties jogging around my neighborhood



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 10:17am
posbleak said[orig][quote]
Brazilian hotties

There's a Brazilian restaurant by my house. The waitresses wear these pants and... it's just great.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 10:17am
Yeah, that too Cher haha.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 9,2012 10:19am
Yes, clearly women deserved to be raped because they wear tight pants. OP is full retard.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 9,2012 10:21am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yes, clearly women deserved to be raped.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Mar 9,2012 10:26am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
I totally support women wearing those pants. Instead of raping them, I like to do this thing called um... talking to them.


fag



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 9,2012 10:26am
I'm appalled by this thread and demand more photos.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 10:28am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
I totally support women wearing those pants. Instead of raping them, I like to do this thing called um... talking to them.


fag

lol



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2012 10:30am
^ hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 10:36am
i for one welcome our new yoga pants overlords. these pants make looking at the common public something other than revolting. one of my favorite games is "Guess What's Underneath?". if i see underwear lines, you lose. if i see full-butt underwear lines, you are a prime candidate for the stockade.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 9,2012 10:37am
l000llll



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 9,2012 10:38am
Josh just throws em out of the car!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 9,2012 10:39am
orktouros said[orig][quote]

.................I need a minute



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 10:42am



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 9,2012 10:43am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]


Ah naomi, havent browsed her in awhile



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 10:44am
good. fuck.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 9,2012 10:47am



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Mar 9,2012 10:52am
Burnsy said[orig][quote]

There's a Brazilian restaurant by my house. The waitresses wear these pants and... it's just great.


ROAD TRIP



toggletoggle post by sigh at Mar 9,2012 11:08am
arktouros said[orig][quote]
http://www.reddit.com/r/yogapants/


Well there goes my productivity for the day.



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 9,2012 12:10pm
girls in hotpants+rock climbing harness=camel toe city.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 12:44pm
look at all those hotpants.



toggletoggle post by PC police at Mar 9,2012 12:52pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2012 1:05pm
DEAD MEN DON'T RAPE!!



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 9,2012 1:15pm



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 9,2012 1:16pm
DukeManjunk said[orig][quote]
Is that the pink ranger?



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Mar 9,2012 1:22pm
her names alex puccio, she could probably benchpress my fat ass. no care. she'd still get it.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Mar 9,2012 5:05pm
Chernobyl said[orig][quote]
Burnsy said[orig][quote]


Ah naomi, havent browsed her in awhile


RIP the best ass in porn. She got HIV a while back. Retired... haha



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Mar 9,2012 5:09pm
Haha wow, I did not know that.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 9,2012 5:10pm edited Mar 9,2012 5:14pm



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 9,2012 5:44pm
I see nothing on google about naomi having HIV



toggletoggle post by trioxin 245nli at Mar 9,2012 5:53pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
DEAD MEN DON'T RAPE!!


DMDR is a GGFH song, red harvest just covered it. FAILURE



toggletoggle post by ThirdKnuckle  at Mar 9,2012 6:33pm
Black Stretchy Pants = greatest invention since the peep hole



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Mar 10,2012 12:35am
Maybe it was a rumor. I read it online so whatever. Anyways she is retired from porn and that makes me sad.



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Mar 10,2012 12:52am
The starbucks girls who work at the bistro in my hotel wear those black pants for their uniform. THANKFULL.

Also dude you suck at google. dat ass got AIDS It still is probably worth the risk....



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 10,2012 1:18am
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
The starbucks girls who work at the bistro in my hotel wear those black pants for their uniform. THANKFULL.

Also dude you suck at google. dat ass got AIDS It still is probably worth the risk....


Ah...interesting but odd there isnt
More spotlight on this



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Mar 10,2012 1:18am
frankovhell said[orig][quote]
The starbucks girls who work at the bistro in my hotel wear those black pants for their uniform. THANKFULL.

Also dude you suck at google. dat ass got AIDS It still is probably worth the risk....


Ah...interesting but odd there isnt
More spotlight on this



toggletoggle post by HAMBONE at Dec 7,2012 2:58pm
bump



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 7,2012 11:27pm
I would like to see how this all ends.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 7,2012 11:32pm
Dunkin donuts arena tonight. Yoga pants galore.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2012 12:03am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2012 12:03am



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Dec 9,2012 10:38am
Rev with the douchebag patrol- like- moment.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2012 11:25am
I heard both dbag 1 and dbag 2 are here



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