Should be longer, including old school. But seriously, TOO MUCH ZOMBIE SHIT THESE DAYS.
If you disagree you are a MillennialKingdom faggot.

BRING BACK VAMPIRES

*ahem*

With the twilight movies in existence, your argument is invalid.

BRING BACK WEREWOLFS

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lol@rttp hivemind

Underworld is meeeeeeeehhhhh

Best newer Zombie movie was Rec and 28 Days Later

28 Days Later was REALLY good.

Never saw REC, but I heard Quarantine is a shot-for-shot remake.

Waiting for Nekronaut and Ron GSS input.

Horror experts.

Another awful vampire movie that came out recently:

It was a jest. Vampire comment, that is.

Wlel, this whole thread is really. I don't mind Zombie stuff at all. But you have to admit it's so overplayed and rehashed now.

^that's such an aril comment LOL

Mainstream horror is overplayed and rehashed. Hell, anything mainstream media is overplayed and rehashed.

If you can't tell that most of the threads I make in this manner have a SARCASM METER attached to them, I feel bad for you.

its is true they are being shoved down the masses throats but im still a fan. im actually listening to one of the many dawn of the dead sound tracks right now. im sick of the funny shit. well mabey not but no one dose a good sick violent slap stick zombie flick since dead//alive. if you want a good recent zombie flick check out THE DEAD. came out in 2010 but its out on dvd now.

bring back leprechauns

Yes we got that, Jim. Do you not want to there to be a discussion about it then? Because that tends to happen when you post a thread about a subject. SM or not.


RIDDLE ME THAT BATJIM??!!

Wat you talking about holmes? NO SHIT SHERLOCKISMYSIGNATURE

Out of touch Aril is Out of touch.

BRING BACK WARLOCKS

That was directed at AlxCasket, the biggest kissass in the Boston scene.

y'all niggaz is crazy up in this bitch

It is the only way to make people post in an otherwise boring forum.

BRING BACK MINDLESS SLASHERS!!!

Wendigo movie mini-revival rules

Vampire movies are fun if they take it in a different creative direction, ex.:

Awesome:


Not awesome:

Just call someone a Faggot and watch the sparks fly like everyone else.

i wouldnt say its the ONLY way.

Now, this shit right here, nigga....this shit right HERRRRRRRRRRE, nigga

PEOPLE CAN'T BE MINDLESS KILLERS! THEIR MOM HAD TO GROUND THEM ONCE IN 1ST GRADE OR SOMETHING!

When will the chupacabra catch on?

bring back killer owls.

bennyhillifier

I blame The Cranberries, personally.

ZOMBIES = GAY

NILBOG

There's worse things that could be trendy. I think it ties in with eveyone's doomsday theories/fears.

Personally, I just want the excuse to shoot random people in the head and not go to prison.

Just recently saw Let Me In. > than new vampire stuff. New zombie stuff (95 and on) = fast zombies which all suck.

you mad? have sex with one.

I heard good things about let me in.

I saw the original version, it was ok, more of a drama than a horror really.

Stake Land was killer. The best vampire film in a long time. The Dawn of the Dead remake was a great fast zombie film. Making fun of fast zombies is silly since Return of the Living Dead has fast zombies that movies in the top 5 zombie films.

that's the only part of the movie i remember

Agreed with OP

Let Me In was good - both foreign and US versions.

there was NOTHING good about Let Me In.

Let The Right One In was a really nice breath of fresh air with all of these vampires woo-ing hoe-bags and having shoot outs.

Let Me In was unneeded garbage. Why remake a movie within two years of the original release?

Because US filmmakers can't come up with an original idea, so they either have to remake an old US movie, or remake a foreign move with a fresh idea that a select few Americans have seen.

Get that sparkly horse shit outta here.

Let Me In/Let the Right One In were both awful.

Hate to say it, but Rec and 28 Days Later weren't zombie movies. They had more of a relation to the monkey in Outbreak than Bub in Day of the Dead.

Why not?

nope those are zombie movies.

KHED, YO FACE IS A ZOMBIE MOVIE

Those movies were about viruses making people sick. Not the dead being reanimated.
Rec was about a guy who wanted to create a virus that would wipe out the human race but instead it mutated and made people strip to their bare animal insticts to feed and dominate.
28 Days/Weeks Later was along the same lines. Military testing on apes to try and create an antidote to combat major diseases and illnesses. Still in the testing stages, it inhibits human rage.

One's about a disease (not undead zombies) and the other is about a virus/demonic possession (spoiler alert lol)

Some people will argue that only The Serpent & The Rainbow is "really" a zombie movie

I'd say voodoo raising the dead is borderline legitimate

I guess if you want to get into specifics, yea. But that's like calling Star Wars scifi (often labelled as) when it's really not, although it has elements of.

But a stumbling person making BLAAAARGH noises and chasing the living qualifies as a zombie movie in my outdated book, regardless of if theyre a traditional zombie or not.

i was always of the opinion that a zombie was just a generic term for the waking dead - regardless of how they got that way.

thread title is OLD news

just meh? Underworld was like watching a three-legged dog splatter diarrhea all over a big pile of garbage in slow-motion, only with a weaker plot and even less likable characters.

My opinion on Underworld was they tried to make The Matrix into a vampire/werewolf movie. Everyone can agree it wasn't as good, but they somehow managed to get one more sequel than The Matrix did (if you don't count the Animatrix).

Zombies suck.

I still feel it's gotten almost to the point where it feels like a psy-op. I'm not sure if it'd be aimed at promoting the Malthusian worldview preferred by the global financial elite or simply conditioning more Americans to the idea of slaughtering "subhumans" as a means of survival. Maybe both.

Also the idea that "infected" or "possessed" can't be viewed as zombies in some cases is stupid... Zombies don't have to be dead; the term was originally applied to victims of arcane Haitian mind-control techniques, who were quite decidedly not dead.

zombies were my favorite sub-genre as a kid. Nowadays, Im ashamed to ever have associated myself with zombies in any way. The times they are a-changin

this. when i was a kid i was obsessed with monsters, i had all these books on the origin stories of zombies, vampires, werewolves, etc. which i think are far cooler than the gay stories people tell now. no one gave a shit about horror stuff, i was one of the only losers who cared. i treat zombies like i treat black metal. if someone talks about either, they are gay hipsters.