So, my Stepmoms folks came to town today. Theyre puritanical, godfearing folks. Naturally, I was told to be on my best behavior, and I was until the Vodka started kicking in. At that point, I lost all prior inhibitions, and proceeded to whip out my airsoft bb guns. Now, the mere sight of me shouldering a G3sas with a silencer and a reddot, made them a bit uncomfortable, but when I whipped out the full auto pistol things just went wrong. The pistol is real loud....TATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT...then TOTAL silence.
iFuck later told me that the bbs were ricocheting into the puritans.
They left soon thereafter.
I left also
I went home and passed out cold.
I just woke up and I feel great!!
Now Im thinking, maybe I shouldnt have gotten filthy drunk.
But Puritans made me do it.



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