I used to see this retard at metal shows and he was always drunk or pretending to be to fit in and he would let people hit him and push him around then give them a hi-5. This guy literally looks like an unintelligent sloth from Goonies.

Good thing you used the word literally. It made all the difference in that second sentence. Are there multiple unintelligent sloths in The Goonies?

Dan is the man

There truly is only one Sloth.

I never understand people who worry about other people's looks..who cares.

and a very ugly sub-human

You're a woman. You'll encounter a lot of shit you won't understand.

Fact: There is a 99.9% chance that Dan's IQ is at least 20 points higher than OP.

bennyhillifier

20 points? How many more points til he goes to a dentist to get that dead-tooth fixed? I'm sure he's a smart and swell guy, but that thing is tough to look at.