And there was much rejoice

Satan laughs as you eternally tell cool stories bro.

I searched all over..couldn't find it

kan haz pointy helmet?

Obvious troll is Obvious.

Slayer is a corporation. If every member in the band quit, they would be replaced with robot scabs.

sLAYER WAS NEVER good

[copy pastaed from new york times art section]

In an effort to curtail a biblical level of suck, famed heavy metal outfit SLAYER has finally called it quits.Metal fans across the nation have largely ignored the dissolution of SLAYER due to a lack of interest. The members of slayer have released a statement indicating a need for time off:

SLAYER has been around the world sucking dick on every continent. We feel that the time has come to suck dick at home.

The press release can be found at this link.

WAAAAAAAAAR ENNNNNNSEEEEEEEEEEMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

OP is Conservationist

old news

I can't bring myself to imagine a world where Conservationist drags Slayer through the mud, even in a facetious context such as this.