post by tits flavored ice cream sundae at Oct 24,2011 4:08pm
thE firSt ThIng i thEOriZed abOut was tHe DowNfalL of the gReat amEriCan hOt Plate! SUCCESS!
The seCoNd thinG I waS aBle To Succccewsssssfguklly PROHPOERIZE qwas that ALEX TREBEK WOULD SUCK MY COCK WITH RASPEBERRY SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tHird EVERY endaNgeRed SpecIes You Have Ever Fellated
I Told You Things About Them You Would Never Know Other Wise. Jesus Christ Himself Was Rumored To Be A Pint Sized Metridiochoerus But Skeleton Theories Disproved By The Pat Robertson Church Of Evolutionary Studies insTeaD seeM to show THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS INSTEAD THE ALTER EGO OF CLARK KENT AFTER A GIANT METEOR BARNACLED HIS BNARNACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
