what do you think the average number of thrusts the average dong makes in the average slop hole on an average day's average whoopie session? Only abacus sex is real.

average day = 0
offical day = 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

in soviet pumphouse slophole thrusts yooooo!

I'm guessing that 240 is wicked high number before the girl wants your fat/smell/hair body off hers. 240 x 3 seconds each = 12 minutes.
Find me a girl that can stand a dude for more that 3 minutes without being mad at him and I will show you a post-op.

In b4 ouchdrummer and josh_hates_you arguing about BPMs.

That's "ballslaps per minute".

blastbeat on yr nutbag

gravity nutblasts

Over 9000

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