http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html

And--

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-m...-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

disappointed by lack of pics.

edit: disappointed by lack of decent pics.

With absolute trepidation, Doug lifted the bed and slid it a few feet away, knocking over a pile of takeout boxes. What he uncovered wasn't — to his immediate relief — a real person. But it was a person's shape, with a hooded sweatshirt attached to gloves and a pair of jeans, with the other boot tucked into the leg. Coming out of the seams were remnants of noodles, rice, and meat, grease stains pooling through the fabric and onto the floor, spoiled scraps of food filling the hoodie to the brim. Doug scanned the body — and ... yep, there it was. Noodles oozed out of the unzipped fly; a glory hole that Jack had ostensibly been taking advantage of all spring long.

They had me at sex scarecrow.

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i bet its vajeen tasted like duck sauce when it got wet

ITT: The Three Sardu's dream girl.

So it happened in '05 but the pictures are from the wild west?

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Glory hole scarecrow full of used udon noodles:

haha look how far away all those guys are from the naked broad.

is that the broad that bit the dude's yambag off from that article posted here the other day?

Yes.