bump.

bump..

ive been farting all day.

then you should be bumping all day.

I'm home, but i just crop dusted my son.

Does a shart count? Or should I make a separate thread?

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bumpduster

I'm at home

I can't get on RTTP from my phone. If I could, I'd be bumping this thread all day.

What about other coworkers farting. Should I post when they fart or should I forward them a link to this thread so they can bump it themselves

bump.

I cut a huge fart today looking for the gas card in the work truck. Very loud.

I would probably link them to the thread. Otherwise its false post. Bump btw.

It could always be a courtesy bump sort of thing.

bumpers.

double bump.

yep, someone just came to talk to me directly after dropping a bomb,

I just cropdusted 2 small children in my shop, their mother then yelled at them for farting in public.

this morning the train was late so everyone was standing in silence inside the echo-y station, this girl a few feet in front of me farted so loudly. i could tell who it was because immediately she looked around trying to act all disgusted but no one else was paying attention and her face turned red.

that's not me farting at work but it was a fart while waiting for work.

Today one of my students was being a complete prick to the kids who were actually doing their work. As I helped a student at the desk next to the dbag I dropped a silent bomb right in the shithead's face. BEST JOB

i don't know what just happened but i farted about 10 times in a row, and they were all massive. my belt is too loose now.

if i bumped this everytime my boss's dog farted, it's be longer than the neverending thread of death.

They smell like burnt sausages

so i'll fart day and night by the big water cooler
they have the plant but my farts smell sour

oops.. that was way loud!

just did. it wreaked