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New site? Maybe some day.
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PULL THE TAPE WORM OUT OF YOUR ASS! |
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ive had diarrhea and shit all day that i thought it was from mild food poising from a meatball sub... maybe its this bug you speak of instead. feel like one of those burping gas zombies from Left 4 Dead. |
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I hope that carina has food poisoning... |
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'tis the season for mass stomach bugs, I suppose. It's likely there are a few. |
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Lotta heads out there with a stomach bug right now. |
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I hope that carina has food poisoning |
Worst babydaddy ever. |
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I hope you all have chestbursters. That would be awesome. |
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DAMN RIGHT there's a stomach bug going around! Me and my boyfriend were starting to get intimate and he puked in my mouth suddenly. Not sexy to say the least. |
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i doubt that actually happened. |
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That was directed at the troll, not you. |
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um yea it did happen.....I was the one with vomit in my mouth...I should know....it was disgusting....and what's all this about trolls?????? |
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I hope that carina has food poisoning |
Worst babydaddy ever. |
worse than scott Peterson? |
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Ok... not food poisoning. |
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right now, eating all those nachos, 1/2 a pizza, and a pomegranate before bed was not the wises of choices. |
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One of my co-workers has the stomach bug. He has been horribly sick for about 3 or 4 days. If you have what he has, you're going to spend Thanksgiving on the toilet. |
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Shit out of your mouth, puke out of your ass. |
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I'm at the pissing out ass and dryheaving phase. I can believe it hs only been 2hrs of this. |
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Wow is this bad. I've been puking bile |
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Not so much puking now, but I feel like I fell down a couple flights of stairs. |
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my boss has this today which sucks cause he's a great guy. |
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somethings going around...i was sick in bed all day yesterday and still feel like shit aaaaaaaaand...it's time to go to work. awesome. |
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With this bug, you would not just feel like shit, but also shbit your pants. |
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crop dusting with chocolate milk |
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the stomach bug has been claiming victims everywhere. so many people i know have gotten it. |
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Honestly, there is nothing more relieving than a powerful waterfall of chunky ice tea spray shit. Even if a shower is required after. |
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I tried eating pizza hut last night. After a day of smelling it puked up in my beard.. no thanks. |
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