My dear lord! I'm glad I skipped work today. Small towns are funny in the warm weather; the hotness just appears as if magically. God bless spring and summer. If I hadn't already punched my pope today I'd be typing this one handed like.

i used to work at a grocery store, and i'd always help the hot girls put their food into their cars and whatnot. it never did me anygood though.

your supossed to slip your number into their bag...

then they call cause they dont remember what you look like, and you at least have a chance :P

Sounds like you have done this before.?

im a chick, and its been done TO me...

the key thing is you gotta work as a janitor, so you can clean and roam alot, that way you can talk to everyone in the store in every department. Or work in the butcher shop, so you can be the meat man. I did both. I love em all, from the young ones who are blossoming, and the yummy mummies having a rough day, and to the grand mothers that can't find what there looking for. Shaws kinda sucked but MILFord is full of beautiful Italian ladies who make a mean meat sauce.

milford? are you nuts? the town doesnt live up to the name, they're all a bunch of soccer moms...they sit around watchin soaps all day and sticking there fat fingers in places i dont wanna know....eww, cheese puff coverd fat fingers...

deadhooker said:

Take it as a compliment. Atleast people think you're attractive. Then don't call them back. Use it as an ego booster.

hahah, Hopkinton girls are the cream of the crop, wicked high class ass. Milford girls are easy and will do anything for a little coke.

fuck'n a man back in my single days all they'd need was a pulse and vrrrrrom i was on da shit


i still scope out when me and the miss' go shopping tho

we are discussing the phenomenon of hotties in the grocery store, not the sexual escapades of Jim Ash and the Techni-color Beer Goggles.

j/k

yea and where did i find some of the hodios that slopped on

what's funny is when yer in a grocery store and the guys that work there follow you around whispering and stuff, i think it's cute, although if i could hear some of the perverted things i probably wouldn't think it was as funny
lol
aaron and i went to buy carpet for the new place today and after the guy gave us the total...i asked them to take something off the price and the guy was like...i want to hear you ask me again and i'll do it..so i said.."ppllleeeassseee" and he knocked $152 off the price
heh

women always seduce me.

I got a succubus... what can I say?

the only way you can shake that is if you hire glen benton to sing backwards like on Dechristianize, Live, and in MA.

i love women
the hottest ones are the foriegn ones and they're coming to the cape soon!\m/

succubus said:



way to use your boobs babe.

i fell in love with this blonde chick on espn pool tonight. I guess she's the great female pool player of all time. European gal.

i get hooked up with good deals 'cos i flirt. aint no harm if you're getting something out of it. only harm is when you do more than flirt. and my last flirting venture got MORKUL a good deal on some new tires. hehe... now he needs two more... dammit...

girls at the supermarket are hot. girls in milford are sluts. everyone in hopkinton sucks.

i wish more hot girls flirted when i worked at guitar center to get discounts. shit i'd have given it to them.

Girls usually are weirded out by me after a few minutes

yay to the guys talking about european and foreign girls because that's what i am
w00t!

I hate most foreign girls, they think because they aren't american they are smarter, which is the furthest thing from the truth.

funny, I found most american retarded so I went with a pure-blooded foriegn girl.
she's 20x brighter than any american girl I dated.
sorry joe, you are wronk.

dumb people come in all colors

Wow. Talk about a thread kill. Thanks guys for stickin' to the topic.

Wronk.

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