Patriots have traded QB Tom Brady to the New York Jets in a move to clean house. Patriots will receive ex-starting QB, and soon to be 47, Vinny Testaverde - and former Patriot legend Curtis Martin. Brady was complaining behind the scenes that he didn't have the ball enough. Jets offense is rumored to be now using a 2 QB lineup to surprise opponents. When he could finally be ripped away from the N.Y.C. Buffet for a minute, Rex Ryan commented that "I wanted a God Damn snack!". He further went on to say that he "feels as though the Patriots owed the Jets Tom Brady or Randy Moss for releasing Danny Woodhead. Once Moss was gone for a sack of practice footballs, it was a no brainer".

Robert Kraft couldn't be reached for comment.

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Thank You.

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Brady to the Jets for a 5th rounder + signing Jeff George for 1/100th of the cost = Money left over to offer huge contract to a wheelchair bound Marvin Harrison = Superbowl