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New site? Maybe some day.
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"Tanks still haven't been invented."
amazing.
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Also , "Only RTTP is real" |
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Also , "Only RTTP is real" |
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2008:
Asian Father Killed at New England Death Fest
Priceless. |
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The yearly updates are unbelievable. I like that we have a "strong e-community" |
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Hahaha, "2008 was raviolis".
I added the bit about the /r/ tag, 'twas a great day. |
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Oh, we're admitting what we added? Raviolis here. [Least I THINK that was me] |
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I think I did Bova but I can't remember. Definitely did tanks and rttp being real. |
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there should be an rttp encyclopedia dramatica page |
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They deleted my Joe Christianni entries. |
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I'm disappointed that the Finntroll threads were left out |
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And nobody ever fucking learns...ever. |
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The RTTP wiki would be better if it were King Diamond. |
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You guys can edit it as you see fit, I've been working on it for the betterment of the community. |
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I came thinking thought this was an RttP wiki-knockoff. Serious business regardless, as it contains no slams, no triggers, and no inhales. |
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Is Yogi Hawk really worthy of mention? There's been better things to happen here, no offense to that man (kid?) fuck it, mankid. |
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I originally posted the Yogi Hawk thing back when it seemed like his meme star was going to be relatively huge. There should be a Bova or Wretched Asylum entry in his place. |
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2000 - 2006: Music discussed. Booooring
2007: /r/ tag introduced. Life has meaning again. |
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2009
Rich Bova's legacy is cemented and becomes rttp folklore legend.
Century Media not included in Relapse gift bags.
Eternity
Aril, Black Metal's number one fan, hates all Black Metal. More of this and more on News at 11. |
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Aw man someone deleted my additions.
GTFO with that aril comment |
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2000 - 2006: Derekx has sexual relations with xmikex |
fixd |
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FinnHeathLedger day needs adding. |
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Kevord needs to stop deleting edits like a homo |
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1996
September 2 First RttP radio show airs on 91.3fm WUNH Durham, NH.
[edit]2000
May 6 First Official show photographed and documented for RttP.
October 10 Website first shows up online.
December 26 First live band on RttP: Halo Suffocation Machine.
[edit]2006
September 4 10th Anniversary radio show.
ADMIN PLEASE DELETE THESE FAKE POSTS |
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RICHARD HORROR DOES NOT APPROVE |
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Megalulz @ HP less than that of Tuna Fish Sandwich. |
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RICHARD HORROR DOES NOT APPROVE |
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haha wren raping rich with his eyes |
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in every picture wren has those eyes. |
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Epic entry is getting epic-er. |
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Somebody make sure and archive this shit, when the Wikipedos catch on we can throw the whole thing up on ED. |
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45 Billion Years BCE
Bova forms in the celestial ether, an already wizened Dwyer looks on with disgust at this new creature.
2012
everyone on earth dies except for octobilliongenarian Dwyer
FOR ALL TIME
Quit deleting edits you faggot(s) Some NLIfag agrees. |
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Launched October 11, 2000
Current status Finntroll |
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what one of you faggots stripped the hilarity out of this and left it back at boring. |
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shits so fucking boring now. who took all the good stuff out. |
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hahaha, YES. thank you to whomever made it whole again.
Joe Christianni
A poser of metal born January 29,2005 in the most epic of threads. Not much is known of this mysterious character aside from his affinities for flavored water, arena football, Lamb of God and cock. Often spotted in Norwood, he has an HP less than that of Tuna Fish Sandwich.
CHIODOS
Mocked by hobby rockers, loved by blackmetalladies. Enjoys eating tacos, wearing mesh tanktops and vanishing under mysterious circumstances.
Tanks
-Tanks were not invented until the Korean war against Japan.
-There were no tanks 250 years ago.
-If there were tanks in WWI there would be real pictures of them. Tanks weren't around then. Why is this concept so hard to grasp?
- You people will have to do better than pictures of lego tanks and blurry photoshops.
-There were no tanks in WWI. Deal with it.
-Tanks didn't exist until like 2002 or something.
-I'm glad somebody is on the same page as me. Tanks weren't invented until after world war II
-Scott Baio invented the tank, not some British homosexual.
-Rich Bova invented tanks, but not until 2011 after the reaching mastery in the art of shredding.
-Progmetaldrummer invented tanks and used it to interrogate Mike Portnoy into quitting Dream Theater.
Events
This is the page where The Rev wants you to post shows but nobody ever listens and then he posts something like "I would have gone to this if it were on the events page."
And nobody ever fucking learns...ever.
45 Billion Years BCE
Bova forms in the celestial ether, an already wizened Dwyer looks on with disgust at this new creature.
1996
September 2 First RttP radio show airs on 91.3fm WUNH Durham, NH.
1997
Martins discovers Final Fantasy VII, Martins loses virginity to Final Fantasy VII Disc 2
2000
May 6 First Official show photographed and documented for RttP.
October 10 Website first shows up online.
December 26 First live band on RttP: Halo Suffocation Machine.
2005
September 16 on a sponsored concerts, hurricane victims get a sizable donation in the form of 1/2 of the guitar play for the rock group Bane Of Existence's stuff. A commemorative T-Shirt was also handed out at this event. The donations can be tracked through the American Red Cross.
2006
September 4 10th Anniversary radio show.
2007
"/r/" tag introduced.
2008
2008 WAS RAVIOLIS
Asian Father Killed at New England Death Fest
2009
Rich Bova's legacy is cemented and becomes rttp folklore legend.
Century Media not included in Relapse gift bags.
2010
Jan 14 a pissed off owl is in a box.
Tanks still haven't been invented.
Progmetal drummer will invent tanks while on tour with Dream Theater by doing a metallurgy ritual about it.
2012
everyone on earth dies except for octobilliongenarian Dwyer
FOR ALL TIME
Quit deleting edits you faggot(s) Some NLIfag agrees. |
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I love how CHIODOS reads like an add in the personals. |
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I'm glad my CHIODOS wordsmithing has its fans. |
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Current status Finntroll
that is what gets me. |
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Current status Finntroll
that is what gets me. |
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Some fag deleted "only rttp is real" again |
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Must've just happened. I saw it when the thread was bumped. |
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Must've just happened. I saw it when the thread was bumped. |
you've probably never heard of it |
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"(cur | prev) 18:42, 6 January 2012 Lord Roem (talk | contribs) (6,903 bytes) (remove vandalism) (undo) " |
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Who the fuck is Lord Roem and how is that vandalism? |
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whatever happened to having bands live in the studio? did i miss a thread about it? |
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Someone needs to update the wiki:
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The new wiki SUCKS.
BRING BACK THE OLD RTTP WIKI. SOME FAG IN WALES GOT RID OF THE GOOD STUFF
http://en.wikipedia.org
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BRING BACK THE OLD RTTP WIKI. SOME FAG IN WALES GOT RID OF THE GOOD STUFF
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Why would someone from Wales even be perusing the RTTP wiki? Bizarre. |
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Whoah... But my status is finntroll.. |
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"strong e-community"
This wiki needs updating. |
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laughed hard at the asian dad who got killed at the new england death fest |
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