That's right I said it.

This special on Comedy Central is painful to listen to. Sure, I enjoy some dry comedy but this is just atrocious. There aren't even any segues. He just jumps from one "joke" to the next.

Wicked lame.

that cd he did, strategic grill locations(i think) was pretty good

fail.

He is dead now so now you won't have to put up with his dry humor anymore.

Sweet. The only thing that garnered my attention was the bit about being in a death metal band and calling it Injured. Garnered a smirk.

It's called droll humor. Either you like it or you don't. I like it. Telling the world you don't like it is like telling everyone what colors you don't like.

So what do you think of Steven Wright?

i can see hating his style but i love it. hes much funnier if you cant see him but i think thats true about most comedians. i hate most comedians after seeing what they look like

all Comedy Central specials are awful. they have to be cleaned up and watered down for tv. Ever see Louis CK's CC special? fucking awful.

He's the singer guy, right?

disagree. mitch hedberg was awesome. what exactly were you looking for? transitions? like some seinfeld shit?
"speaking of peanuts, what's the deal with this airline food?" Like that?

i just wish i could see that movie he was in where he smoke fake pot with peter frampton. if that even happened...
if it didn't i would probably call that his best joke ever.

nah, but i know who youre talking about...
steve wright is "the man on the couch" from half baked.
he's basically the uber-comedian of the dry comedy

Oh, gotcha.

I was reading the dictionary and skipped to the end. Turns out the zebra did it.

Almost Famous, he really does smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton. I think he has like 1 line....maybe 2.

actually no ijust checked. He doesn't say a word. Just sits at a table and smokes a joint lol.

uh, then i've seen that. maybe watch again i suppose. a fair movie at the very least.

there are plenty of good cc specials. i must have missed the louis ck on. will have to youtube it. the one good thing on tv fridday nights is uncencored CC.

by the way, both red and magenta can bite my smelly, salty fucking shaft. fuck you both.

I spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.

someone post his picture, on my phone

*hedberg. i think he's totally funny. to each his own i suppose, humor is pretty subjective.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!"

uncensored roast of flavor flav, FTW!

I liked Mitch, I thought he was funny. I guess he had terrible stage fright. That is why he wore the glasses on stage and kept his bro hair in his face most of the time. He went out like Belushi, he speedballed it.

The Jimmy Kimmel bit about Flav making Chris Benoit look like a good father made me lose my shit.

And when that massive broad told Carrot Top people don't call him Carrot Top because of his hair, but because they want to see him buried up to his forehead in dirt. Excellent.

yeah, there werre some excellent lines in that roast. like "last time i saw flava flav and snoop dogg next to each other was a 99 cent bin."

I REMIXED THE REMIX AND IT WAS BACK TO NORMAL

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no. But then I thought, what if I wanted a regular one for later, so I said yeeaaahhh.

Distinct laugh doesn't think that joke was funny.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

I hate when they put too much meat on a sandwich. I went to a deli and they gave me a cow between two crackers.

I spilled water on my shirt. This shirt is dry clean only.

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?!'

I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like "yo man, you gotta wait"

Mitch Hedberg is one of the best comedians ever. I don't get the transitions criticism, his entire approach was to create a mood that locked you in. If it didn't, smoke a joint and watch it again. The randomness is actually paradoxically quite consistent with the mood he's trying to create anyway, and forced transitions would detract.

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without classes.

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the dream one here made me lol.

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You can't please all the people all the time; last night, all those people were at my show.

The 30 min CC special he did was better than the above two IMO, although it was really cool to see him and Harland Williams riffing like that, seems like they could have kept saying funny shit for ten minutes if the camera had stayed on them.

I was at a Monster Magnet show, and the lead singer had no shirt and tight leather pants. He yelled "How many of you feel like human beings tonight?" And I cheered. Then he yelled "How many of you feel like animals tonight?" and everyone else cheered. Had I known there was a second part to the question, I would have not answered. Yes I feel like a human being, I do not feel like a tree.