“The probability is infinitesimal,” said Ross Leadbetter, a statistician at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill. “The closest approximation is certainly zero.”
That is not a mauling. A mauling is when he is pounced on, his scalp is ripped off like bears love to do, has an eye extracted and they rip an organ or two out. He got run over and stepped on. What a pussy.
