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returntothepit >> discuss >> "Meatloaf, beatloaf.....I hate meatloaf......." by hoser on Apr 26,2004 10:21pm
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toggletoggle post by hoser at Apr 26,2004 10:21pm
So anyway.....is there anyone that lives in western, Mass that will as of yet be VERY bored on Friday, May 14th??

If you have the foresight to see that you will in fact be bored.......

I, Dr. Ura Hoser, hereby prescribe you a dose of HAND CHOKE NECK at the Wallace Civic Center in Fitchburg, Mass. Start the dose at exactly 7pm.

Please take the following medicine BEFORE you take HAND CHOKE NECK!!!

For a Moments Grace
The Nicaea Room
No Allegiance

Take your final dose, HAND CHOKE NECK, at around 10:30. Wait about 15 minutes and if you don't die by then....try a rope.

For a free sample of Hand Choke Neck, please visit:

www.hand-choke-neck.com for free LIVE mp3's and other shit...to include our rad message board.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 26,2004 11:18pm
hoser gave me a demo... it is pretty f-in sick, so you better go to this!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Apr 28,2004 1:01pm
BUMP



toggletoggle post by baneofexistence at Apr 28,2004 1:07pm
weren't No Allegiance the no show when we were supposed to play with noosbomb umbrella and the network



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 28,2004 3:18pm
also, you can see the freak of nature known as powerkok at this venue. see him bite the heads off of gummy fish, see him constantly 'adjust' himself, see the angst and anguish as he holds an 'eelhead' in the whole time. dont miss it!! may 14th wallace civic center. BE THERE!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 28,2004 7:16pm
yo rusted post my damn link on yer site! i keep emailin but i dunno who it goes to. Im still workin on that show with us, u, possibly shroud and life at zero. maybe at wallace.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 2,2004 3:39pm
I have a feeling that this is gonna be a good outing.....

Like the last time I took a shit....a real good outing.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 2,2004 6:03pm
speaking of...next practice, lets try to keep your airborne 'outings' to a minimum, you swamp assed cheek blapper! you need those charcoal filtered underwear for the animal flatulence you detonate. ;|



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