Good Friday - as some of you call it - represents the day Jesus was crucified. This week represents the time the "son of G(g)od" , now known as Jesus H Christ (not to be confused with his brother Larry Christ), was tortured and wore a crown of thorns, thrown up on a cross and bolted to it, and eventually died "for our sins."

2000 years later, we have seen Christianity spread like a plague, destroying knowledge, destroying cultures, and killing millions. Coupled with the other two idiotic abrahamic religions, we have seen the negative effect they have had on our globe. Had it not been for Christianity, the world would be a much different place. Fuck Theodosius, fuck Clovis, and fuck Charlemagne. We would be hundreds of more years advanced had we chose not to follow these false religions.

This thread is not to celebrate the 2000 years after Jesus dying and the hinderance of the human species, but rather it is to celebrate the cold, hard, death of Jesus. We shall toast to this notion of ill will towards this "Jesus." We shall reflect on the plague of humanity - the three Abrahamic religins - and spit in their face. We must free ourselves from this disease.

Here is a toast my friends. A toast to the death of Jesus Christ.

Also, fuck Easter. Nigga couldn't rise in 3 hours with Mary Magdalene, you mean to tell me this dude rose from the dead in 3 days? Please.

And to think, all this confusion just comes from literature and poetic descriptons of the sun and its cycles.

lol easter

"Hippitis, hoppitis, Deus Domine". Amen!

hippitis hoppitis, suck my dickitus!

haha

Jesus who, now? Never met the chap.

When the sun has died
When the angels are blind
When the fog lies thick
over the palace of god

When the fullmoon lights the earth
When the the wolves gather in the open
When blood rains from heaven high
and from the pearly gates

When Jehova's hordes are slaughtered
When disciples twelve are dead
When beliefs of easter lands
are raped and raped again

When the whore of babylon rides
When pity turns to hate
When all sons of satan
sodomise the lambs of Christ

When the gates have all been opened
When the funerals never end
When Satans power paint our hearts
and satisfies our souls

When witches burn the priests
When the ancient one returns
When the demons ride the nuns
with their horns of dark desire

Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God

Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy. – Homer

Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder and madder. – Homer

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such. – Homer

Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.
Homer: Yea, he’s my favorite fictional character.

Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. – Bart

Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion. – Superintendent Chalmers

Stealing! How could you? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name? – Homer

Homer: Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me?
Marge: Homer, that’s not God. That’s a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling. Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn’t eat Thee, but… mmmm…sacrelicious.

...Larry? Is that you?

ITT: threads you make in your sleep

I'm all against the christian faith, but the people calling for the pope to resign over some rapists is a little silly. I mean, we don't ask for the president to resign every time someone who works for him commits a crime or is corrupt...o wait, you mean...they are all like that. exactly!

I can't believe some companies actually close for this stupid holiday.

I'm happy means I have tomorrow night off.

Today I defied the Lord by perfoming complex mathematical equations. Science: It's my anti-God!

I'll be making special Satanisms with the Master today. He's treating me to Starbucks, too. Probably watch The Passion of the Christ on Blu Ray tonight, take some ecstasy and tug myself to oblivion.

I honestly barely remember making this thread.

I just got shit said to me at work for making fun of Jesus outloud. Oh no!!! Fucking bitch ass religious lady.

hopefully grilling meatshanks today.

predictable thread is predictable.

agreed.

we should do a ritual on Walpurgisnacht to counter this wretched "holiday". though i do get a free dinner and beer in celebration of a guy getting nailed to a cross 2000 years ago. there's something to be said for that.

snli can predict the future.

ITT: Goat's weekend plans get sexy.

Waiting for MillenialKingdom to chime in.

The old ass church down the street is presently being demolished from the flood damage this week. I am amused.

Christianity and liberalism ("secular humanism") are the same thing.

I'm not creating drama on this site. You know where I stand and it's pointless to argue about this when neither of us is going to budge. You're gonna believe what you're gonna believe and so am I.

Have a nice day.

What I'd really like is for Mr. Philip Anselmo to weigh in on this matter.

Why would God create a flood to destroy his own church?

Unless...

Not really, It is just that every holiday or anything to do with religion, You and 3-4 other people post the same anti religious bullshit about it all the time.

I'd take anti-religious BS over religious BS, but no BS is the best BS.

Sorry if we hurt your feelings, snli. Wait, are you slag? Or are you some random dude that always chimes in with something witty to say?

Build a motherfucking ark!!! Pronto!!!

God bless everyone and rejoice in the Lord!!!

ding ding ding. Good answer. Everyone has their beliefs; I hate the effect religion has had on society throughout history.
Good morals and deeds can be conducted without having any religious backing or belief.
This thread was only created for likeminded people who feel the same way I do about the spread of Christianity and its effect on the world.

Blasphemy stiffens my prick. Sorry.

How do I get dragged in a conversation about a dead guy that may or not have existed according to a 2000 year old book edited by murders?

I always thought you were snli?

Nope. i'm Slag NLI. I'm not really sure who SNLI is. INFIDEL!

Snli. Log in and show yourself!

I get 2 shifts of holiday pay. So I'll take it.

IT'S A MIRACLE.

bennyhillifier

Hey, it's not my fault that I didn't want to grace this shithole with my presence today. JESUS CRIES.

My birthday just had to be on Easter again this year. So now instead of doing something fun and cool, all the cool shit will be closed.

Nope, I'm all set ,Thanks

you're welcome, chap.. catch you on the flip-side