josh is going to enjoy the looooooong nights of sweet anal foreplay!
good luck buddy...I bet you'll be a PRO cocksucker when you get out!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
This will be the best of all the shows we've been playing around here lately. And FUKK is playing too!! Watch us delve even deeper into fucking up the Kiss catalog.
post by Jeff Fukk at Mar 16,2010 5:11pm
Hey Josh still wanna jam Wednesday? Don't know if you got your phone back.
post by Josh Cunt at Mar 17,2010 12:32am
No phone yet but I am totally into jamming tomorrow.
Check it out man, two things y'all gottuh know about thuh kid heauh-
As of raht nahw, ah'm sobuh as uh judge
and numbuh too-If Ah wusn't , y'all ain't chawughin me foah SHIIIIIIIT!
Ah put my boy ohwun a numbuh one album............on thuh mothuhfuckin' DAY.....THUH DAY! it wuz ruhleased. Y'all know whut Seth said tuh me in way oauhf thanks?
FUKK practice last nite was amazing. Tomorrow is going to kick so much ass. The guy at Mos Eisley told me the Picnic of Love gig there was the biggest they'd has so far. Tomorrow will destroy that one.
I just got back from my "date." She just laughed when I told her the names of the bands playing, but it went very well. She might be the one.
I just took a massive dump and I will be walking over right now with my camera bag and belgian tripel beer. I will be exploring this text version of the site soon, so many conflicting emotions right now...
rape: as soon as they started, the first song they played was the one i liked from the main page. the singer (i think his name is sammie) has a very gruff voice which i dont think came out with the recordings. they sounded much better live. there was also a pit that lead to a huge party foul. but someone cleaned it up. i heard a foghorn go off as the bottle fell.
i slept 6 to 10:30 and then got forced into yard work. im going to admit the most pussy thing ever. i left this show and turned the wrong way like I always do. went back around the back or mos eisley and hit a huge dip in the road that made my car look peurtorican. here's the pussy part, I hurt my back doing that and it's sore today. someone please send viccodins.
post by AndrewBastard at Mar 20,2010 4:20pm
wants to see pix ov sex acts!
post by Jeff Fukk at Mar 20,2010 9:41pm
Great show last night, thanks to all who came. Had a blast!
I threw up before I passed out. then I woke up and threw up again. Slept for two and a half hours tops. Then I cooked gross saute shit for five hours. Now, I'm drinking again and two bowls in. It's been a great weekend! FUKK completely ruled. Foghorn - your beer got smashed on the flo, 'membah?
I just heard that kid in Up Your Bucket busted his septum and went to the emergency room right after the show. So badass that he still sang the whole set bleeding.
Can't wait to bring more large beers to Mos Eisley. Anybody got a 40 koozie? I've gotta prepare for the worst!