Myspace.com/ForcedAsphyxiation

thanks guys...

Please keep us in mind and tightly wrapped in your zig-zags.

is alex still with you?

glad you guys are finally ready to rock.

There was a thread last week with a newer venue looking for bands, wasn't there? I think I was still dosed on painkillers so I don't remember the name.

Sorry I'm not very helpful.

Yeah doogie.

Really looking forward to playing shows.. Especially you guys in scaphism , and hopefully the almighy boarcorpse.. Can't wait to play the 12th in Chelsea, wondering what that venue is like.

Yea Pam, that was in Chelsea, me and alexecutioner decided it was time to jump on it asap.. We got two more songs under the belt giving us a nice set..
Hopefully everyone will enjoy this 2piece weed asphyxiating death-grind.

BRIAN MAKES MY LOINS TINGLE

brian's camo netting makes your loins tingle

that net smells like a dead animal.

"I'd kill myself for ... I'd kill you for myself"

What's the matter you don't like the smell of dead things. I thought it would really add to the effect of creating sadistic, putridic, blasphemic, totally totally un hayness music.

Contact Craig from Dirtnap. He books almost all of the metal shows at London Billiards in Worcester now.

http://www.myspace.com/dirtnapentertainment

If I hear of any openings I'll send you a PM or something.

if i wanted to be around the stench of death i'd move to Haiti

or a neighboring island/country.. Cause that stench can probably be smelled for miles.

Thanks sacreligion I will hit him up.

Might have a date in March for you guys... contact me: moseisleybooking@gmail

lousy smarch weather

200,000- 300,000 dead.. Can this earthquake can be considered "genocide of earth"

earth should commit suicide

that camo netting certainly forces asphyxiation.

So your telling me there's a D at the end... Two D's...? Pamdd

Why would you wanna play shows? Then you gotta carry shit. You guys are dumb. You got it backwards.

What's the matter with that dude...actually would be proud of it. Gotta pay dues somehow. Plus no one likes someone who bitches and complains.. So suck it up.

Right? sleep with young women.

You get a huge advance on your merchandising, get your endorsements, then yiu get your crew together - no fuckin flakes either - you know... guitar tech, drum tech bass tech, stage manager, lighting director, audio engineer, caterer... and then if you're smart, you get a stand in who wears a mask and looks like you and plays like you (but still isn't quite as good. heh.) Then you don't even have to show up. You just sit back and watch the money roll in. BAM! Double live gonzo! Intensities in ten cities!

Paying your dues... Hah!

16. Profit?

Profit is like number 4, hoss. I cut out the middleman.

Sounds like your the only flake catalyst... What did you already jerk off 5 times already on Internet porn you decided some entertainment for YOuRSELF might be too tell a bunch of people "How it is in your lacking career in the industry"... Ever think that maybe the reason why your still not making that profit is because your idea is just as good as a bullet in your head?

Profit.... Hah

By the way by having someone who is a look alike fill in that's definately putting in a middle man. Your a dumb mutherfucker dude ... Maybe if you didn't hire a bunch of shitheads to do all your work behind your show you would make profit.. Thus cutting out all the middlemen.

You make absolutely no sense... Anna kournikova pics are waiting for you online..... Go find em.

I'm guessing rusty is your boyfriend and never travel anywhere on this board without him, huh? Awww how cute. Faggets

i'm sure he's just jokin around dude... no one really takes anything seriously on here.

sarcasm is easily lost in the internetz

LOL

you'll never make it in the biz, kid. sell your guitar and buy a fish tank.

I seen sarcasm... After already posting..

I should sell my shit.. Then I could touch dic-tips with everyone who would willing. Or I could just rape.

But goat you should go read a book

did you know Arnold made that word up?

ITT: male bonding bordering on homo eroticism

Shut up u know you like dic-tips

i like stake tips.

Cannabal.

wait......................















.....................what?

Sorry rusty.. What does ps stand for?

actually i've wondered that too.

POOP STENCH

PUTRID SEWERAGE

So he is a sewer duct? Cause he is a rusty poop stench...?..

YES

Penis Sniffer

Pink Snuffalluffagus

Pony Show

http://www.myspace.com/psboston

the band I was in before HYEO

oh kewll

....although all of you were REALLY close lol

Post-traumatic Stress

Rusty Pussy Saturation

Hey, if you're still lookin for some shows to play, CSDO might be able to help you out... if you've got 30 friends willing to buy tickets off you.

Thanks guy... I'll check that place out.
I appreciate all this info you guys. Stil doesn't change that you all rub dic-tips with Richard simmons

I wasn't talking about his place, hombre... but seeing as how you're so taken by the rubbing of dic-tips, CSDO likely has a legit glory hole that may be relevant to your interests.

lol.

You know this.. How??

Ugh. I've been posting here far too long. Let's just say it's in his line of work.