http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/20/white-basketball/

Oh. Thought you were serious. I would certainly love to school anyone on this board in bball. Or, African Handball, whichever you want to call it.

It's on.

I don't like to give anything away in the thread title. It ruins the surprise.

It is NOT African handball...

I'm pretty sure that's what goes down on Cambridge St. in Worcester though.

Need more people to school. Reimroc, i've schooled you in tfc, now lemme shool you on the court.

ITT: Aril teaches life skills

ITT: you are all pussies

For a 6' 4" dude, I always sucked at bball. Suppose I am just too white -- coach would put me in just to foul someone.

Haha my highschool team had a dude like that. He had a flagrant foul and got thrown out when he pushed somebody into the wall

i was never great. i fouled out in the pee wee championship game in front of my girlfriend who i held hands with a few times. embarrassing.

jungle ball

Nigger nets

Now that i've quit smoking of all forms and dont drink so much I'd probably fair quite well against the Aril. I'm all offense though. Never worked on my 1 on 1 defense enough.

There's gonna be two people in this league.

blessed offal is baller extraordinare. blessed offal got more game than an arcade. however, until recently blessed offal was one quarter portugese, which prevents blessed offal from competing in an all white league.

Rttp pickup games or youre a pussy. Metal playing in the background and free vagina afterwards

FREE MANGINA!?

same with me. i'm 6'5 and skinny but i have no sports coordination. the only things i'm good at are frisbee and badminton.

I have the coordination, but never had the soft touch you need to be a good shooter. Whatever, we're just too white.

Picturing you playing badminton made me LOL.

Yeti Badminton ist krieg.

come again?

i'm good at it because i can reach so far, and flail so well.

Its true. Im taking a break from the reefer. Sad to say. I might start up again once I get a new job and stop taking drug tests.

Cody had a good herbal recipe that was a substitute. Ask him

ITT: RTTP badminton league forming soon

you're on.

basketball games > badminton

basketballminton would be epic.

So many broken wrists.

don't get me wrong, badminton is awesome. So is horseshoe and croquet and outdoor volleyball. If anything you'd probably be sick at volleyball

Condolences, Frank. Job searches suck.

bocce ball motherfuckers.

all i can think of is my senile gym teacher screaming about shuttlecocks

I have tried to play several sports while drunk and badminton is the funnest. Basketball is terrible under the influence for obvious reasons.

Cracktastic: Here stadium, where our aryan basketball teams play.

Honkey: We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

The Man: That more fun to watch.

[Jones, Washington, Brown laugh.]
Jones: [laughing] Oh God you're killing me!

[He is clubbed by a Cracker]
Jones: Ow! God, you're killing me!

.......

Whitey: Moose, be reasonable. Sure minorities are annoying and they wreck up whatever court they're in charge of. But most of these players are sorta my friends. They don't deserve to die.

Don “Moose” Lewis: Hmm. Perhaps minorities are not as evil as Moose thinks.

Cracker: But they make fun Aryan basketball.

Don “Moose” Lewis: What?! Did you explain how the Aryans's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?

Cracker: Yes. They still laugh.

Don “Moose” Lewis: The minorities must die.

Fucking 'shoes FTW.

I miss summer. Throwing shoes, drinking beers. Ah, the good ol times.

Frisbeer FTW

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YES. YES, YES, AND MOAR YES.

Darkey Hockey or Nigger Hockey