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returntothepit >> discuss >> My momma always said... by Forrest Gump on Oct 7,2009 3:17pm
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toggletoggle post by Forrest Gump at Oct 7,2009 3:17pm
life is like a box of chocolaates.
you never know what yer gonna gayut.

wayut did your momma tell yu?



toggletoggle post by charlie brown at Oct 7,2009 3:18pm
nothing



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 7,2009 3:20pm edited Oct 7,2009 3:20pm
"she tasted like cigarettes"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 7,2009 3:23pm
"you'd better shop around"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 7,2009 3:39pm
Stay in school and don't trust white people.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 7,2009 3:40pm
"Shut up."



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 7,2009 3:44pm
Look sharp



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 7,2009 3:46pm
"james, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT IN THE HOUSE???"

- my mom upon discovering me burning the bible in 7th grade



toggletoggle post by thetruthaboutmuffdivers at Oct 7,2009 4:33pm
"Stay off message boards"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 7,2009 5:07pm
"I had to stop. I didn't want to be stoned when you were born"



toggletoggle post by corpus_nli at Oct 7,2009 5:31pm
Mom: "Never have unprotected sex and never eat Chinese food at the mall."



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