I hope you're not responsible for this train accident at South Station. Granted, I have no idea what you do, but some trains just collided or something and there's people hurt. haha

I think he's taking his outside work role of Czar of Slam to work a little too often.

He threw on some composted and the trains just decided to SLAM

"there's people hurt. haha"
lol

ruh rohs

I just witnesses the carnage down there. Lots O' Cops.... I hate it.

I was all like, "Hey train. Slam." And the train was all like, "Ok."

I had nothing to do with it luckily, and neither were any of the other dispatchers. The engineer or some train came into the station too fast and slammed into the weird metal bumper thing that you see at the end of the platforms where trains pull into. I don't know if the dude didn't put the breaks on soon enough or if his breaks failed or whatever. I haven't heardthe official word.

I was worried you might be in trouble. Good to hear you're in the clear. Hope everything is alright down there.

Oh I'm perfectly fine, I sit in an office. If a train decides to slam into something, that's their own problem.

I sit on your lap in your office.

Then you should know that I'm very ok.

Martins wants to play lumpylap.

Mark I always knew it was your fault the trains never arrived on time.

EXPLAIN YOSELF!

No.

too many Attn: MFR threads = your train is late.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

i hoped it was my train because most of the people i ride with are dillholes. but mine is too early to have been this one. i hope they find it was due to the conductor doing something like rubbing one out or shitting his pants.

If any person is at fault it would be the engineer.

Does anyone else appreciate the subtle eroticism of train accidents?

hahaahah

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!

^lol

SHIT.