you're this moron that killed his wife, this reality show dude. And you think that you just committed the perfect crime by ripping out all your victim's teeth and chopping off her fingers/fingerprints so they can't figure out who she is.

And then they ID her by the serial numbers on the breast implants and track you down because you took her car and drove to Canada.

This dude must have seriously shit himself when he forgot they could trace the implants and found out they were looking for him. I bet he thought the trash pickup would just dispose of the suitcase and that would be that forever. No wonder he off'd himself, that shit would have put him to the electric chair and he must have had a OMG dumbstruck moment when he saw that they figured out who the body was.

Crazy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090824/ap_on_...n_canada_reality_contestant_slaying

INB4 "way to mark it a news article"

Well, it's already a news article thing on here, these are just my thoughts.

That dude seriously must have thought he covered all his bases. I can't imagine how fucking "HOLY SHIT" he felt when he found out how they ID'd her

this is why fake tits are bad.

that and they're cold to the touch

Most women are

ofn

Enough to hang himself from a coat rack with a belt, apparently.