I have no idea what he did, but I heard a rice rocket noise and then a bunch of loud clicking and when I looked the bike was parked up over some curb, wedge by some cars and the guy was trying to pick up things all over the ground. he must have gotten tossed and that was all his pocket stuff. he tried to collect it all up and take off, but the bike won't start.
he's not wearing a helmet either.
where are the cops when you need them?

i always liked bikes but they're way too dangeous

point being i drink too much

Some guy dumped his bike right in front of my work the other night. Saw the whole thing on our surveillance camera. 'Twas awesome.

the dude finally go his bike going after 20 minutes. I'm glad that I parked in front of my condo and not across the street

I fail to see the humor in motorcycle accidents. That can be some horrific shit.

The humor is it was some douchebag on a rice rocket.

motorcycles are up there with jean shorts as the gayest shit

I hate motorcycles

Genocide is funny. Motorcycle accidents - not so much.

Jean shorts are not gay if they were once full jeans.

FUCK THAT JEANS SHORTS 4LIFE!!!!

i like rice rockets

tr00f

What did they ever do to you?

Did he fuck up any cars? If so, I hope you got his plate number and called the cops. Hit and run is some serious douchebaggery.

Does that transform?

got me a ride in a police car.

There idk if he actually hit any thing. I think that he gunned it over the double curb thing cause that's the only way his bike could have gotten where it was and there were things that we was picking up.

here

he picked up his bike where the red line is and he/other were picking stuff up where the white and black car are. There were cars though all along the front parting spaces. I park there a lot too.

You mean this guy was injured and potentially semi-conscious and you did not immediately run out and sodomize him?

So... why?

hahahaha

I think that is the most compassionate post you've ever made.

I think the idea of motorcycles is awesome...but you have to use smart common sense to ride one, 100% focused on riding. I want one but I don't trust myself-i'll stick to cars and bikes. My dad really fucked himself up a couple times.

So whatever that guy did to plow the curb in front of your house, he was probably riding like a fucking moron and should have been thrown off. When I see people weaving in highway traffic pulling wheelies doing 100+ mph...

I still think the Rev had something to do with the biker taking a tumble off of his rice rocket.

What an informed decision you've made here...

I claim innocent. I was in the house shooting black people in the jungles of africa.

far cry..NOICE

Only acceptable if you can see the pockets peeking out from under the cut.

my mom just called me and told me that she went to a K9 office from portsmouth's house. He said that the guy flipped the bike over a bunch of time.