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returntothepit >> discuss >> The joy of eating pussy by Pussy Eater on Jul 22,2009 8:20pm

post by Pussy Eater at Jul 22,2009 8:20pm

Now before we begin, let us take a moment of silence for all those pussies not being eaten right now.
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Ok, that being said, let us now begin the purpose of this thread. This thread was created for the reason of the joy of eating pussy. Everybody loves it. I know I do. Pussies usually taste excellent - but only if taken care of. So, for all the ladies reading this wonderful forum tonight, please take care of your pussies.
NOW, that being said, please share your best and/or favorite stories of eating pussy.

GO

post by Pussy Eater at Jul 22,2009 8:31pm

All right, well if you assholes don't want to participate, then I will.

Years ago, I was dating this chick name Suzie. Suzie was a tad overweight - just a little - but for some reason her when she came it was always like cottage cheese. I never understood why. Everytime I'd eat her out there it was like having a healthy midday snack minus the crackers. So, being the wiseass that I am, I brought crackers to bed one night. She asked me what they were and why I had them.
I proceeded to open the bag as I was eating her out, and when she came, I quickly put the cottage cheese cum on the crackers. Now, to my dismay, I thought she would find it funny. But she didn't.
Needless to say, I've never had cottage cheese again.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 22,2009 8:36pm

post by Pussy Eater at Jul 22,2009 8:48pm

40 Views and no responses? You know what? Fuck all you. You is all queers.

post by Pussy Eater at Jul 22,2009 9:06pm

HOSER DOESNT KNWO WHAT PUSSY IS

post by Alexecutioner at Jul 22,2009 9:17pm

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]

god damn, thats a hairy pussy

post by xgodzillax

at Jul 23,2009 12:37am

youre nothing in the pussy eating game until youve messed around with numerous lesbians and theyve all told you that youre better than a dyke doin it. just sayin..

post by Eli_hhcb at Jul 23,2009 12:57am

how do you get in on the lesbian pussy eating game?

post by xgodzillax

at Jul 23,2009 1:24am

Eli_hhcb said	[orig][quote]
how do you get in on the lesbian pussy eating game?

you just gotta know how to flirt your ass off. bein italian helps also. the girls were technically bi. but hadnt messed with dudes in years..

post by Eli_hhcb at Jul 23,2009 1:36am

pretty dope...

...The more you know...

post by Pussy Eater at Jul 23,2009 8:11am

Yea okay Zilla. How does being Italian help you in eating pussy?

post by the_reverend

at Jul 23,2009 10:21am

manga! this thread is pretty gay.

post by arilliusbm

at Jul 23,2009 10:22am

yea, this thread is horrible

post by brian_dc

at Jul 23,2009 10:24am

Hey, internet, I have sex.

post by the_reverend

at Jul 23,2009 10:27am

this is totally gay, reference the bible.
have fun burning in hell.

post by MillenialKingdom

at Jul 23,2009 12:03pm

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post by NuclearWinter at Nov 28,2009 8:09am

I broke a silverback gorilla's eye socket once. Bein' Scottish helps. Just sayin'...

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