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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: BILLY MAYS by RichHorror on Jun 28,2009 12:10pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 28,2009 12:10pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 28,2009 12:14pm
damn that sucks. just when the guy got popular too.




toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 28,2009 12:22pm
The trifecta is complete. Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

A pin-up, a jingle writer, and a late-night TV pitchman.

Is this our "culture"? GO USA MORANS!



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 28,2009 12:24pm
Billy Mays is starting a new trifecta. Ed McMahon started the other one.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 28,2009 12:25pm edited Jun 28,2009 12:26pm
Conservationist - Never failing to fail.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 28,2009 12:26pm
holy shit!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 28,2009 12:26pm
actually there's been 5 if you count Carradine



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 28,2009 12:28pm
what.the.fuck.



toggletoggle post by c.DEAD at Jun 28,2009 12:36pm
Celeb holocaust!!!!!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 28,2009 12:36pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
actually there's been 5 if you count Carradine


June has been a harsh mistress for celebrities.

Now who will be lucky #6? I thought Cronkite was next...did NOT see Billy Mays coming.

That's a motherfuck for him...he was just getting all this popularity and BAM. Dead.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 28,2009 12:36pm



toggletoggle post by neverpurified  at Jun 28,2009 12:47pm
I wish it was the Sham-wow guy instead



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jun 28,2009 12:48pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Conservationist - Never failing to fail.


I think he tells it like it is, especially in a very humorous fashion.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 28,2009 12:49pm
How's his dick taste?



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Jun 28,2009 12:53pm
Stuck up feminist dyke is upset because she's never had a man's dick in her mouth? Good way to project, muff-queen.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 28,2009 12:55pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 28,2009 12:56pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
The trifecta is complete. Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

A pin-up, a jingle writer, and a late-night TV pitchman.

Is this our "culture"? GO USA MORANS!


markrichardsmobile said[orig][quote]
Billy Mays is starting a new trifecta. Ed McMahon started the other one.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 28,2009 12:57pm
Shit, I forgot about David Carradine...this is out of control.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 28,2009 12:59pm
I blame reality television.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Jun 28,2009 1:00pm
Billy may be gone, but his beard will live on forever.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 28,2009 1:05pm
hollywood is fucking up.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 28,2009 1:06pm
White folks in general is fucking up.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 28,2009 1:08pm
yeah, kanye west is still aok.
this would have never happened under bush.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 28,2009 1:14pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
The trifecta is complete. Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

A pin-up, a jingle writer, and a late-night TV pitchman.

Is this our "culture"? GO USA MORANS!


What's a "moran?"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 28,2009 1:15pm
Black president = dead white celebrities



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic@thecoolidge at Jun 28,2009 1:15pm
wow... now that's a loss!

What the hell?



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS IS CRYPT FRESH at Jun 28,2009 1:24pm

IM FUCKING DEAD. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 28,2009 1:24pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
The trifecta is complete. Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

A pin-up, a jingle writer, and a late-night TV pitchman.

Is this our "culture"? GO USA MORANS!


What's a "moran?"


Moran.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 28,2009 1:31pm
Bova had him wacked.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 28,2009 1:38pm
it would be funny if the billy troll never posted again.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 28,2009 1:42pm
its weird too because he was just on Conan this past Tuesday



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 28,2009 1:49pm
According to Fox News, Mays had been aboard a US Airways flight that blew out its front tires as it landed at Tampa International Airport on June 27, the day before his death. None of the 138 passengers and five crew members were reported to be seriously injured immediately following the incident, but several passengers reported having bumps and bruises from falling objects.[2] Mays told the local Tampa TV station that some of the objects "hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."[14] It is unclear whether Mays' death was related to the incident.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 28,2009 1:56pm
neverpurified said[orig][quote]
I wish it was the Sham-wow guy instead


i was just about to post this



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 28,2009 1:58pm
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!!

Oh wait....



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 28,2009 2:15pm
Do you think they'll still play his commercials? I don't really care because I hated his voice but maybe they'll have someone else do them now.



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS FROM THE TOMB at Jun 28,2009 2:17pm



DESCRIBE ADONIS, AND THE COUNTERFEIT IS POORLY IMITATED AFTER YOU. RIP BILLY MAYS.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 28,2009 2:53pm



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 28,2009 3:54pm
Boss: "Grant, You know Billy Mays, like from the infomercials?"
Me: "Yeah."
Boss: "They just said he died on the news"
Me: "LOL"
Boss: "What?"



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Jun 28,2009 5:48pm
My money's still on Swayze being next.



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Jun 28,2009 5:57pm
OXI CLEAN OVERDOSE



toggletoggle post by The Revealer at Jun 28,2009 7:02pm
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 28,2009 7:06pm
MIGHTY PUTTY DOES NOT FIX HEAD TRAUMA



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 28,2009 7:07pm
ZORBEEZ WILL NOT ABSORB BLOOD ON THE BRAIN



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 29,2009 2:16am
a young billy mays from many years ago:



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 29,2009 9:47am
america, this is what you get for mourning pedophiles. the gods have taken away your beloved infomercial man.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 29,2009 9:54am
Oh god, no!
sm: 10



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 29,2009 9:55am
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Jun 29,2009 9:56am
damn...Biggie, Tupac, MJ, and now Billy Mays. Long live the internet meme!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 29,2009 9:58am
you forgot heath ledger and jon nodtveidt



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 29,2009 10:01am
I'm sure the "dead celebrities" list could go on for pages... Now, a list of celebrities that someone on here would give a fuck about is much, much shorter.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 29,2009 10:02am
celebrities i give a shit about:

george carlin (already dead)
lemmy (immortal)



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 29,2009 10:21am
bckd



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 29,2009 10:22am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
celebrities i give a shit about:

lemmy (immortal)


Yeah, that's about my list too.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 29,2009 12:44pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 29,2009 3:34pm
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 29,2009 4:44pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
celebrities i give a shit about:

george carlin (already dead)
lemmy (immortal)


Lemmy's in Motorhead, you're thinking of Abbath. LAWLZ



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 29,2009 5:19pm
good one. i meant he IS immortal, not in the band immortal. but i know you know that's what i meant



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 29,2009 5:38pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 29,2009 5:40pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
good one. i meant he IS immortal, not in the band immortal. but i know you know that's what i meant


i know you know that he knows you know i know



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 29,2009 6:25pm
He died of heart disease.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 30,2009 12:27pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
celebrities i give a shit about:

george carlin (already dead)
lemmy (immortal)


Lemmy's in Motorhead, you're thinking of Abbath. LAWLZ


dreadkill said[orig][quote]
good one. i meant he IS immortal, not in the band immortal. but i know you know that's what i meant


NUH UH



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 30,2009 12:29pm
YUH HUH



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Jun 30,2009 12:44pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


Amazing.



toggletoggle post by BILLY GHST MAYS /w MANDY BLAKE at Jun 30,2009 8:18pm

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH EXCLUSIVE DETAILS OF MY UNTIMELY DEMISE.


I WAS MURDERED BY THAT SHAMWOW HEBE. RTTP, AVENGE ME... AVENGE.....ME.


OF COURSE, YOU POST ON RTTP SO YOU'RE PROBABLY A FUCKING KIKE.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 1,2009 1:51pm



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 2,2009 2:33pm
Billy Mays is the only person in history who could get away with TALKING IN CAPS ALL OF THE TIME!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 2,2009 2:50pm
i watched some of that show Pitchmen the other night... death was a better option.



toggletoggle post by DESICCATED BILLY MAYS CRPSE at Jul 2,2009 5:42pm



toggletoggle post by jaskillx at Jul 2,2009 8:07pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i watched some of that show Pitchmen the other night... death was a better option.


yeah theres a pitchmen marathon going on



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jul 2,2009 9:32pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Hoser said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
The trifecta is complete. Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

A pin-up, a jingle writer, and a late-night TV pitchman.

Is this our "culture"? GO USA MORANS!


What's a "moran?"


Moran.


Internerd n00bs




toggletoggle post by Aril mobile finally at Aug 7,2009 5:29pm
It's official that cocaine played a big role on his death now



toggletoggle post by penis pump at Aug 7,2009 10:17pm
only pussies die



toggletoggle post by DOUCHE at Aug 7,2009 11:28pm



toggletoggle post by neverpurified  at Aug 7,2009 11:33pm
good thing that kid posted that video. he brings up many good points. We as a community are better for hearing his statement



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