a few years ago some teen burned down a jehovah's witness church(?) in my town as well.. but they replaced it with this brand new state-of-the-art brick building.
who the fuck is a jehovah's witness anyway?
what gives them the right to step foot on my property?
I want to set booby traps for the sole purpose of beheading any jehovah's witness that trespasses into my yard.
I'd like for a pretty Jehovah's girl to witness me stroking myself off while eating a sumptuous plate of General Tso's shrimp from Ting Ho Best Chinese Food.