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returntothepit >> discuss >> TV guilty pleasures by orgymf@work on Mar 11,2009 4:37pm
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toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 11,2009 4:37pm
alright, we just did a music one.
who watches some stupid/embarassing shit
reality? lame ass game shows? hospital show? courtroom drama? etc.

my ultimate is
Boston Legal!
William Shatner is fucking hysterical (for those of you who have not seen this show, Shatner plays a high powered lawyer named "Denny Crane" who randomly shouts out his own name....and many times finishes sentences with it...... sexually harasses every female on the show, and is losing his mind from alzheimer's - although he refers to it as Mad Cow)

and then there is Christian Clemens as "Jerry Espenson" (another lawyer at the same firm who suffers from asperger's, always walks really fast with his head down while tapping on his legs, randomly jumps when nervous, makes purring sounds and has a wooden ciggarette that - when he chomps on it - changes his demeanor to cold, much calmer and brutally honest)

also, James Spader (as Alan Shore) is pretty funny sometimes.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 11,2009 4:41pm
woops....the dude who plays "Aspergers guy", his last name is Clemenson



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 4:41pm
MacGyver, Welcome Back Kotter



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 11,2009 4:43pm
THE CURE, DEPECHE MODE... WAIT, WHAT?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 4:46pm
sorry i only watch cool shows.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 4:49pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


Yeah, right.




toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 11,2009 4:52pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


that's because your the coolest! ;)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 4:53pm
that fucking right.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 4:53pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


that's because your the coolest! ;)


You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 11,2009 4:53pm
"you're"

damn my fucking shitty ass typing skills (or lack of rather)



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 11,2009 4:54pm
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


that's because your the coolest! ;)


You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns.


hahaha, what a mental image



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 4:55pm
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


that's because your the coolest! ;)


You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns.


what can i say? those brady's know how to get me off.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 4:55pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


that's because your the coolest! ;)


You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns.


hahaha, what a mental image


It's not the same as work, because he doesn't get paid to do that at home.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 4:55pm
its called suplemental income



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 4:56pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
sorry i only watch cool shows.


that's because your the coolest! ;)


You know he fists himself to the Brady Bunch box set that he owns.


what can i say? those brady's know how to get me off.


It's an improvement over Golden Girls.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 4:57pm
Sophia is hot a piece. i'd get up in dem guts



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 4:58pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Sophia is hot a piece. i'd get up in dem guts


And suck the cancer out of her?




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 11,2009 5:09pm
My girlfriend would rule this thread.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 5:11pm
Is she one of the Golden Girls?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 11,2009 5:13pm
i tend to only watch horrible tv when i can't sleep in the middle of the night. i've seen more episodes of mtv's parental control than i'd care to remember.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 11,2009 5:13pm
No, but her mom is no lie a scary Rose Nylund clone. *crosses fingers for history to repeat itself*



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 5:17pm edited Mar 11,2009 5:17pm
the cancer is like a topping on a pizza



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 11,2009 5:18pm
I thought it was the crust?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 11,2009 5:18pm
stuffed crust please



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 11,2009 5:20pm
I enjoy getting baked, then watching stupid reality shows. It is just so funny watching what people will do for some cash.



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Mar 11,2009 5:21pm edited Mar 11,2009 5:23pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 11,2009 5:34pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i tend to only watch horrible tv when i can't sleep in the middle of the night. i've seen more episodes of mtv's Date My Mom, Next, Parental Control and Room Raiders than i'd care to remember.


Fixed



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Mar 11,2009 7:21pm
I thoroughly enjoy Spongebob Squarepants. Best show on Nickelodeon since Ren & Stimpy or Rocko's Modern Life!



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Mar 11,2009 7:31pm
Blind Date

all day, everyday



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 11,2009 7:39pm
-supernatural
-entourage
-ghost hunters
-man vs food
-the entire food network



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 11,2009 7:42pm
dave, we need to get together and watch tv together. And yes, I mean that in the gay way.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 11,2009 7:44pm
hell yeah! t.v. party tonight!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 11,2009 8:19pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
My girlfriend would rule this thread.
your girl aint got shit on my girl. unless you girl watches the hills. idk what that is, but I know you aren't suppose to watch it. carina watches everyone loves raymond as if it were a religion.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 11,2009 8:21pm
my guilty pleasures:
yes dear
I also watched scrubs for the first time ever on monday... sadly, I think I could get into that show.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Mar 11,2009 8:26pm
from g's to gents



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 11,2009 8:50pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
-supernatural
-entourage
-ghost hunters
-man vs food
-the entire food network


again, I see nothing worth feeling guilty for on this list



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 11,2009 8:58pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
-supernatural
-entourage
-ghost hunters
-man vs food
-the entire food network


Good Eats is the best show ever.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 11,2009 9:24pm
24 FTW
although i have to DL it cause i don't got tv. I wanna buy an HD tunere thingy.



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Mar 11,2009 9:45pm
hmmm..

japenese iron chef
1970's & 1980'sdoctor who
original star trek
night gallery
twighlight zone



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 11,2009 9:48pm
Spongebob Squarepants



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 11,2009 11:11pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
my guilty pleasures:
yes dear
I also watched scrubs for the first time ever on monday... sadly, I think I could get into that show.


shut up


Big Bang theory and How I met Your Mother, the double shot of hot chicks



toggletoggle post by JDDomination   at Mar 11,2009 11:15pm
Niptuck, John and Kate plus eight(fuck you I got a kid on the way, I need to learn some shit). Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, House, Scrubs, Rock of Love Bus(love watchin whores get shot down by a has-been)



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 11,2009 11:23pm
JDDomination said[orig][quote]
John and Kate plus eight(fuck you I got a kid on the way, I need to learn some shit). )


you won't learn ANYTHING from that show except don't marry a fucking cunt.
just remember, kids are dumb and don't know what the fuck they're doing, but they are awesome and keep you young



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Mar 12,2009 9:20am
Testees in fx
Ninja Warrior



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 12,2009 9:24am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
-supernatural
-entourage
-ghost hunters
-man vs food
-the entire food network


Good Eats is the best show ever.


Dave, i am also a food network nerd.

Reimroc, Good Eats is a good show, but his homebrew(beer) episode was a fucking travesty, so much incorrect information and incorrect terminology....I wanted to fucking strangle Alton Brown by the end of it.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 12,2009 9:39am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
My girlfriend would rule this thread.
your girl aint got shit on my girl. unless you girl watches the hills. idk what that is, but I know you aren't suppose to watch it. carina watches everyone loves raymond as if it were a religion.



haha, my girl has the WORST taste in tv

she watches EVERY FUCKING REALITY SHOW!
without discrimination!
her favs are real world, cops, bridezillas, kitchen nightmares, america's next top model and repo.

but pretty much, if it is reality (or reality based) she can't stop fucking watching it.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 12,2009 9:43am
in fact, last night when Boston Legal was over, i went in the bedroom, and she was watching some stupid fucking show about gay crossdressing models called "Drag Race"



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Mar 12,2009 9:47am
all of those 'reality' shows i stay FAR away from.

except cops, that's fun sometimes.

discovery, NG, history, smithsonian channels are the only thing that's real.
my guilty pleasures are long, drawn out, boring documentaries.



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Mar 12,2009 9:51am
I don't really watch TV, but I'm an X - Files and Twin Peaks nerd.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Mar 12,2009 9:52am
aha..yeah...those are my two favorite shows next to Rome and Deadwood.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 12,2009 9:52am
darkwor said[orig][quote]
all of those 'reality' shows i stay FAR away from.


trust me, i hate that shit too.
but i (unfortunately) sometimes get stuck watching the garbage my girl enjoys because....well, she pays her share of the cable too.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Mar 12,2009 9:58am
right. all of my ex-girlfriends loved that shit without fail.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 12,2009 10:08am
yeah, rome rules too. I really like Mr. Show (obviously reruns.)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2009 10:18am
jimboNLI said[orig][quote]
24 FTW
although i have to DL it cause i don't got tv. I wanna buy an HD tunere thingy.


fuck yes... they have all the episodes streaming in HD on fox.com too



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 12,2009 10:18am
Mr. Show was awesome



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 12,2009 10:19am
@orgy

Yea I have seen that episode twice. Not one of my favorites. I just like how its not a straight cooking show. You actually learn a thing or two about the science and stuff behind the food you're making. I find it enjoyable.

Japanese Iron Chef was the shiznit



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 12,2009 10:20am
mr. show =best sketch comedy ever.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 12,2009 11:54am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
I just like how its not a straight cooking show. You actually learn a thing or two about the science and stuff behind the food you're making. I find it enjoyable.



yeah that's why i dig it.
other than that homebrew episode, that show is full of win.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 12,2009 11:56am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
mr. show =best sketch comedy ever.


funny. but best ever??
nooooo

SNL when John Belushi was still (alive and) on the show was wayyyy better than any other sketch comedy show.

also, Kids in the Hall owns Mr. Show



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 12,2009 2:38pm
Stargate Atlantis



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 12,2009 2:45pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Spongebob Squarepants


Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: HO HO HO!!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!!
Patrick: HO HO HO!!!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
Patrick: Darn it.



That had me dyin the other day.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 12,2009 2:54pm
Ace of Cakes
Rock of Whores



toggletoggle post by dentalplan at Mar 12,2009 3:08pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]

Rock of Whores


i knew it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 12,2009 3:17pm
i watched the first 2 seasons of rock of whores and then only watched part of the first episode of this season.



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Mar 12,2009 5:03pm edited Mar 12,2009 5:09pm
Friday Night Lights.


It's some of the corniest, most mellodramatic, poorly acted shit I've seen, but I can't stop watching it.


Also...

Top Chef. I legitimately like this show a lot. doesn't hurt that she is the host.


And... Project Runway, but only because I'm forced by my GF and her many gay friends to watch it. After enough views, it becomes tollerable



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 12,2009 5:05pm
i've seen some FNL episodes and thought it was pretty good



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Mar 12,2009 5:11pm
Good Eats FTW
Alton Brown lives in the same place as me. I see him at that Whole Foods every once in a while



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 12,2009 9:31pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Spongebob Squarepants


Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick: HO HO HO!!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!!
Patrick: HO HO HO!!!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
Patrick: Darn it.



That had me dyin the other day.


I can't help but watch it every time I see it on. I've been watching it since it first came out.



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