For being there while I take a horrendous shit at work.

10 bucks this is the reverend

No way it's the Rev. There are no typos.

rttp mobile doesnt work for me

Someone left a WSJ in here but I'd rather read about ex girlfriends dying and jokes about molestation.

no, I post as me from my phone. would you like me to go shit and post?

yes. yes we would.

i would love it.

fuck you RTTP mobile
unlock my fucking phone!!!

I'm just getting down to work... give me a little while and I'll try to work on getting the pizza I ate this morning through the pipes. On a side note, I've eaten pizza for every meal since at least thursday.

is this code meaning you'll try to unlock my phone for me? thanks revman. you ARE the man!

Paint was peeling off the walls... my goodness

I would die happy if rttp mobile was able to support quoting.

you have been in there for a loooooong time.

wow, a 40 minute shit.

my legs fall asleep after 10 minutes

text.rttp makes my bowels quiver. It's the internet equivalent of the brown note.

dya needs to take more pics of his shit

In a building with probably 100 men's rooms, it's great to know where the least used one is located. Huge stall as big as a back bay studio apartment, no interruptions, walk in at 4PM and it's still cleaner than most bathrooms are at 9AM. Win.

I pulled a slater the other night

damn, I ain't poopd yet

In my work the equivalent is the "fortress of solitude"(FOS) it's on the 9th floor and there are mostly only girls on that floor, i speak Portuguese... like all the cleaning people, so i get the codes for all the bathrooms. The FOS is the best, i can actually fall asleep in there its so peaceful. The only problem is the motion sensor lights, they go off if you don't move for 5min, so sometimes i wake up with someone coming in, and when they realize that someone was in there with the lights off, the inevitably laugh can't keep the laughter in. Thankfully i work on the 2nd floor, so they have no idea who the "sleeper" is.

FOS FTW!

ok, pooping.

status report?

it was a no wiper.

no wiper? Those always make me nervous. That's also a little confusing rev, a no wiper with pizza for every meal? Usually those are the ones that i have to wet the toilet paper to totally clean off.

Driving to vaginatown through rush hour traffic. torturous process? NO. Reading fun time! Thanks RttP mobile!

Nice! Almost 4 PM and you could eat off the floor in here.

Some dude was pissing at the urinal and let out 3 or 4 monster ass rips. I get out of the stall 5 mins later and hit the sinks only to find his lingering stench waiting for me. Prick.

sweet life

Rttp mobile rules!! Thanks a lot reverend Aaron

I wish my phone had online capabilities.

internet fone or GTFO

I'm going to put it on the addresses m.rttp.us and m.returntothepit.com when I think about it and I'm behind a ssh cnx.

ugh.. just farted in my cube! time to run away and mobile some where.