I was expecting to see the lyrics to the theme of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air somewhere in this post; am I to assume this actually happened? And if so, which one??
Obviously people's senses of humor vary greatly, i personal get bummed out whenever someone ODs and dies. Not so much for them, because most of those situations they were wasting their lives anyways, but for their familys and friends. If you've never witnessed it, this sort of thing will destroy a family from guilt/shame.
What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death.
I wasn't implying otherwise. Personal shit is personal, there definitely are at least a couple people that i wouldn't mind hearing they offed themselves. But i can't help but feel bad for their family and friends. That's all i was saying, not that you shouldn't be happy that this Cunt (presumably) died.
post by dftg at Jan 11,2009 9:52pm
What was this girl's name? Seriously. I might have dated her at one point too.
you should offer to give a eulogy and say "the stupid cunt would still be alive if she could handle her drugs. Stupid broads" and then kick her casket over. When the body falls out, go through her pockets for loose change.
post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 12,2009 8:03am edited Jan 12,2009 8:03am
As his feet left the ground a moment of truth sent chills down our spines
As the boots sank deep in her stomach a tsunami of rot exits her pussy
My mouth is filled with puss and insects
A hint of embalming fluid lingers in my throat while maggots crawl around my teeth
The smell that accompanied this treasure made me gag on the corpse
Now covered in vomit, blood, and putrefaction we will move on
you should offer to give a eulogy and say "the stupid cunt would still be alive if she could handle her drugs. Stupid broads" and then kick her casket over. When the body falls out, go through her pockets for loose change.
Simple, yet poetic.
I really laughed at this one. Everyone in the office is staring at me.
Actually I think it'd be hilarious if you had some dog or cat shit in a ziplock bag and when nobody was paying attention you dropped it in the coffin, like somewhere it wouldn't be seen.
I don't know why the idea of someone having a turd next to them in the grave seems so funny to me, it just does.
post by Josh_Martin at Jan 12,2009 11:20am edited Jan 12,2009 11:20am
When no one is looking, hide some bacon in her panties (do they put panties on dead chicks??) Then bring a hungry dog to the wake. Hilarity ensues.
I drove to some girls wake blaring Another One Bites the Dust by Queen (or whatever the song title is)... that was a bad idea. I got yelled at by a few people.
Tie a string to her arm. Pull the string so her arm starts waving and shout "Holy shit, she's not fucking dead after all!!"
When her parents get up to go check on her say "psych!!" and run out of the funeral home still holding the string, dragging the body with you.