On Memorial Drive in Cambridge, some stupid hippie cunt riding a recumbent bicycle all smug that she wasn't on an "Upwrong bike" because she's a fucking douchebag. THEN THE BITCH CRASHED, fell over and everything and because it wasn't a real fucking bike she couldn't just stand up and slid down the bank into the Charles River
I probably would have crashed my truck from laughing so hard if I saw that. Fucking great.
It's great that I was stopped at a light because it gave me time to fully appreciate the entire crash and prevented me from driving my car into the river in a seizure of laughter.