It would tackle such vital issues as Macy's having too many exemptions on the coupons for their One Day Sales. And the rudeness of Filene's Basement sales associates.

You should devote significant album time to denouncing the homosexual proclivities of a rival group of African-American narcotics distributors.

No, that's stupid. I will however do a hip hop version of Greensleeves.

mc mystery shopper.

Of equal importance is appealing to the ladies via a slyly spun tale of the eroticism of oversized posteriors on African-American and Puerto Rican females.

Also about how water levels in Super Mario Bros. games are all bullshit.

i'd buy it for aaron..if you autographed it with yer penis

Blooper the squid is a faggot

I've already autographed Aaron with me penis so sure.

Change the format from rap to spoken word.

Same thing, really. Because I'm white.

Only if I can spit some rhymes on it, son....

and make the beats...

No way, the way rap flows is the most cringe inducing thing I've ever heard no matter what the race.

Only if I can special guest on a song

There are already 3-4 guests on this, but sure.

oh man. I hope this is for real.

It is, people are making beats for this as we speak.

Phat Phux