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New site? Maybe some day.
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/11/25/court.rapes/index.html
These people make me fucking horny
This one isn't as hot as the one in Austira however.. but regardless.. |
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sigh.. Orgy, you've got one dark sense of humor. I like it.
I have to see one of your comedy shows. Do you rant about how much you hate everything, including Hendrix? |
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please do come to my next one (i'll definately post an ad here)
i actually don't rant on stage that much, it's mostly short story type jokes and one-liners....but it's still very dark.
hmmm, maybe i should do a hendrix hate rant..... |
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honestly, I don't think that'd go over too well.
if you're going to do a hate rant on a musician, make fun of blink 182s drummer that was in the plane crash, madonna's triangle tits, or paris hilton's record |
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hah, honestly, if you deliver it right, you can make people laugh about anything.
i once saw a comic get laughs ranting about how he was glad John Lennon got shot.
i once got laughs talking about beating off to news footage from sep. 11 2001, and cleaning up the mess with the american flag.
it depends on 4 things
timing
delivery
wording
audience
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although i definately agree, if i am gonna do a music hate rant, there are far more deserving targets than Jimi |
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i once got laughs talking about beating off to news footage from sep. 11 2001, and cleaning up the mess with the american flag.
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Louis CK did that too. I felt bad about laughing.... but funny is funny. |
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louis ck did a fapping to 9/11 news footage???? |
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fuck! fuck!
now i have to see it. which special was it on?
i don't remember hearing anything like that in shameless or his one night stand |
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i hate when i do a bit, and then find out it's been done by someone better/more well known....because that's the kind of shit that makes people call you a ripoff artist. |
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And here I went and got a vasectomy -- who knew kids could be so fun? |
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"Seven of the children are alive but suffer genetic deformities."
Pictures, please. |
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i hate when i do a bit, and then find out it's been done by someone better/more well known....because that's the kind of shit that makes people call you a ripoff artist. |
ripoff artist. |
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"It emerged that in 1998 one daughter rang Childline, a charity to help abused kids, and asked for assurances about being able to keep her children if she came forward. When Childline could not make that guarantee, the daughter did nothing more to raise her plight."
Dude. |
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fuck! fuck!
now i have to see it. which special was it on?
i don't remember hearing anything like that in shameless or his one night stand |
it was on one of the new ones ... the one with the Deer bit. I think he said something like "You can tell alot about someone by how long after 911 the waited to beat off. I however started between the two towers falling." |
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hmm...
i don't know if mine is too similar or not
"i have a personal collection of videos that double as porn and comedy....and they all make me horny, but also make me laugh....such as civil rights activists being attacked by dogs and fire hoses, kiddie porn, snuff films, concentration camp footage, new orleans after katrina....but my favorite is whacking off to this videotape i have that is loaded with news reports from 9/11....it's a very special feeling if you shoot a load at the same time one of the planes connects with a tower... then you clean up you mess with an american flag, set it on fire and put it out with your piss"
does that sound too unoriginal (bearing in mind that i never heard that louis c.k. bit.....and that sounded way better being spoken on stage, than looks written on a computer screen with my endless grammatical errors) |
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i hate when i do a bit, and then find out it's been done by someone better/more well known....because that's the kind of shit that makes people call you a ripoff artist. |
ripoff artist. |
twat |
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i hate when i do a bit, and then find out it's been done by someone better/more well known....because that's the kind of shit that makes people call you a ripoff artist. |
ripoff artist. |
twat |
I resent that sir. I am a cunt. |
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