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returntothepit >> discuss >> Trying to find a used car for under 2000$ sucks by IllinoisEnemaBradness on Aug 5,2008 11:04pm
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toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 5,2008 11:04pm
can't find SHIT out here in the middle west. i want a van ot blazer type vehicle. i test drove a Windstar today, the radio doesn't turn down, the passenger window doesn't go down and the brakes felt weird. they wanted 16 fucking hundred and wouldn't fix the broken shit



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2008 11:05pm
$2K doesn't buy what it used to.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 5,2008 11:07pm
so it seems. Maybe Morgan Freeman will sell me his Maxima?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 5,2008 11:13pm
Back in my day you could get a 1988 Hyundai Excel hatchback for $25.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Aug 6,2008 12:44am
why in the sam hell would you buy a van or blazer in this day in age? It's 2008, get with the times. We should all be driving Sportkas by now



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 6,2008 5:15am
under 2k can get you a very decent crown victoria/grand marquis. i will always recommend them as my family through out the years has never had a problem with them. they go forever.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 6,2008 5:18am
also dont be afraid to check out the 91-96 chevy caprice/buick roadmaster/and olds custom cruiser wagons. they are another group of reliable vehicles that wile having V8's... get better or the same gas mileage as what you are looking for and can haul a ton of shit. all while being spacious. there are a ton of them for less than 1800. shop around. not to mention the ride is smoother than a blazer or minivan.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 6,2008 9:24am
Tell me about it. I'm trying to find a minivan for about the same money and everything's either broken or about to break.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 6,2008 9:37am
BUY A WAGON LIKE THE ONES I MENTIONED. THEY ARE CHEAP AND JUST AS GOOD ON GAS AS THE MINIVANS YOU ARE LOOKING AT.


city mpg wise maybe not... highway wise, indeed. and again... ride quality is way better.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 6,2008 9:38am
get a moped



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 6,2008 1:09pm
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
BUY A WAGON LIKE THE ONES I MENTIONED. THEY ARE CHEAP AND JUST AS GOOD ON GAS AS THE MINIVANS YOU ARE LOOKING AT.


city mpg wise maybe not... highway wise, indeed. and again... ride quality is way better.


Nd moar space 4 amps.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 6,2008 1:13pm
DYA must get a Van. His van is great.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Aug 6,2008 2:23pm
get a mid 90's dodge dakota. 18mpg with a bed prime for stuffin shit into.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Aug 6,2008 2:26pm
after my experiences with cars, its safe to say that I hate ALL of them...i've never wanted to live in a place where I didnt need one more in my life



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 6,2008 10:20pm
the wife wants a van. i'll get her car, a 1990 Eurosport, which i would love to trade in for the 77 caprice down the street



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 7,2008 1:02am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
BUY A WAGON LIKE THE ONES I MENTIONED. THEY ARE CHEAP AND JUST AS GOOD ON GAS AS THE MINIVANS YOU ARE LOOKING AT.


city mpg wise maybe not... highway wise, indeed. and again... ride quality is way better.


Nd moar space 4 amps.



you are aware that the wagons in question can hold a lot of shit. thats what i lugged all of the TYAG stuff in and there was room for more. trust me when i tell you it will do everything you need it to do and probably more. fuck gay minivans and fuck gayer SUVs.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 7,2008 1:15am
minivan mafia knows where you live!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Aug 7,2008 6:51am
You should buy a Mitsubishi Starion, Jeremy Clarkson approves.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 7,2008 7:39am
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
You should buy a Mitsubishi Starion, Jeremy Clarkson approves.



good luck finding one decent enough for 2k. lord knows i couldnt find a conquest/starion when i wanted to for less than 3k



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 7,2008 8:50am
what? fuck minivans? DYA was looking at a QUEST last night. such an awesome name for a van/car, especially if you're a nerd.
“Hey guys, want to go in a Quest?”
“What? You mean on a quest?”
“A Quest. We’re going in a Quest.”
“WTF? Let’s do it up. It’ll be an adventure.”



toggletoggle post by KitchenIncident  at Aug 7,2008 9:43am
I'd go to an American-specific lot, like Ford or Chevy. They generally get foreign cars in trades and want to get rid of them due to their names. I went to a Ford dealership a town over from me and they had a Kia. They wanted $5k. I offered $4.5k and the next day when I went in, the dealer said I could have it for what "we agreed on yesterday." I said "Oh, $4k?" I walked out with a 2002 Spectra for less than Blue Book value. I'd recommend trying it if you're really in a bind.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 7,2008 4:32pm
KitchenIncident said[orig][quote]
I'd go to an American-specific lot, like Ford or Chevy. They generally get foreign cars in trades and want to get rid of them due to their names. I went to a Ford dealership a town over from me and they had a Kia. They wanted $5k. I offered $4.5k and the next day when I went in, the dealer said I could have it for what "we agreed on yesterday." I said "Oh, $4k?" I walked out with a 2002 Spectra for less than Blue Book value. I'd recommend trying it if you're really in a bind.



you were bamboozled. kia spectras are garbage. i'd rather drive an 82 Mercury Zephyr



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 7,2008 10:12pm
checking out a 96 Ford Windstar tomorrow night in Keokuk Iowa. Guy wants 1800$, it has 140K miles on it, the carfax thing checks out fine and he says everything works(windows,wipers, etc.)



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 8,2008 10:06pm
got the Windstar. 1800, real clean and the engine has alot of new parts, good tires, traction control.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 9,2008 4:16pm
aril said[orig][quote]
what? fuck minivans? DYA was looking at a QUEST last night. such an awesome name for a van/car, especially if you're a nerd.
“Hey guys, want to go in a Quest?”
“What? You mean on a quest?”
“A Quest. We’re going in a Quest.”
“WTF? Let’s do it up. It’ll be an adventure.”


Fucking asshole never called me back.



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