You either choose:

Elton John rubbing his bare asshole all over your shins for 20 minutes each

or

Lenny Kravitz jerks a load onto your chest.

I'd probably go with Lenny. I'm just attracted to black men is all.

I'd go EJ. Less clean up.

Lennys wang has banged hundrerds of unbelievable hotties. Eltons ass has been plowed by thousands of men. Hmmmm.

i agree

Yeah, ass on leg is barely even upsetting, but I don't think I look good in pearls.

x3 as long as by 'shins' you mean neck and face.

It's a rough day when this is the 2nd gayest thread on RTTP in one day.

yeah, but at least theres a little security in knowing that Hooker is only kidding.

The other thread......not so much.

True true. At least this is obviously a joke and not some repressed gay outpour.

tough one since with EJ you probably get 5 guys loads and a bunch of anal ease on your leg. Lenny would just be one load, but he would probably hit your face with some splash back.

Rev with the ultimate conundrum.

this is the eternal question

i'd go with Lenny.
<<inserts favorite lenny pic i took>> oh wait...i'm at work and can't.