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returntothepit >> discuss >> MOST VITAL.. by corpus_colostomy on Jun 18,2008 9:39am
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toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 18,2008 9:39am
So, you've been banished from society...
Cast away to a small island forever, something akin to the fate of Philoctete (minus the stinking wound)...

What are the 3 MOST VITAL things you would bring?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 18,2008 10:33am
cannabis seeds
machete
rope



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 18,2008 10:42am
1) a machete
2) the plane loaded with antibiotics, passengers, and subplots
3) magnetic bee (driven by fate) repellent.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 18,2008 10:43am
oh, I would really like a map to jacob's cabin too.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jun 18,2008 1:25pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
oh, I would really like a map to jacob's cabin too.


thats kind of all youd need. just make sure you can see him.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 18,2008 1:48pm
oh snap. maybe i need you to find him



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jun 18,2008 2:57pm
weapons
weapons
weapons!!

M-16's, and 45's they help your country stay alive
They got the guns but we got the trigger
That gun of mine make me feel a whole lot bigger
Social dogma you think you're safe
I think I'm losing my mind
Deal with reality deal with facts
I've got'em shooting at me I'm gonna shoot back
Cuz I like guns and guns like me
I like guns they made America free
I like guns and guns are the way
I like guns
So your lost in your lost world
With my own weapon I'd rather be dead
People on the streets getting shot every hour
That's what Tawny Schnieder said
Time to look out your front door
Blow that sucker right on the floor
Load your gun and let him have it
The right to bear arms the right to be free
Cuz I like guns and guns like me
I like guns they made America free
I like guns and guns are the way
I like guns
Weapons, weapons, weapons - GO!
People on the street you think you're safe
There little guns all over the place
They'll take our toys and the government'll have them
It's time to not let them oppress you
Time to force your life on them
Tell 'em the way cuz you know it
Tell 'em the way cuz that's your right
I like guns and guns like me
I like guns they made America free
I like guns and guns are the way
I like guns
Remember
The right to bare arms
The right to bare arms
The right to bare arms
The right to bare arms
The right to bare arms
The right to bare arms
The right to bear arms
They'll wind up coming to get you



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 18,2008 3:39pm
Swiss Army Knife
Guitar
DestroyYouAlot



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 18,2008 6:17pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
2) the plane loaded with antibiotics, passengers and subplots


Great answer!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 18,2008 6:21pm
I wanna see Bernard and Rose do some fuckin.
hah.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jun 19,2008 1:25am
I'd bring bring a garbage bag full of weed, a pocket-pussy and a dead ICP baby.



toggletoggle post by vomittingcarcass   at Jun 19,2008 3:04am
i likd ghat poem



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 19,2008 3:18am
1 Powerful magnifying glass or camera lens
2 Kabar
3 My jane pack as is. Inside it I have assorted knives, flint, rope, canteen, compass, pistol belt, trash bags (great for distilling water) Hatchet, collapsable shovel, first aid kit with antibiotics novacaine etc etc, water proof matches, poncho, paper and pens to make maps inside the water proof pocket.



I guess all I need is #3 since 1 and 2 are already in there. so I guess number 1 can be chaned for a big ass steak, and number 2 can be changed for a monster truck with a HUGE tank of gas. Maybe even a unimog.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 19,2008 7:12am
1 The replicator from Star Trek TNG
2 Ass
3 Titties (ass ass and titties)



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 19,2008 9:29am
heart medication. birth control. male companion..



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 19,2008 9:30am



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 19,2008 11:23am
1.) guitar and cables
2.) battery-powered 4 track
3.) steel drums

steel-drummed, island black metal 4 tracked demo of death.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 19,2008 12:33pm
aril said[orig][quote]
1.) guitar and cables
2.) battery-powered 4 track
3.) steel drums

steel-drummed, island black metal 4 tracked demo of death.



PINA COLADA IST KRIEG



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 19,2008 12:34pm
1.) pink sock
2.) pipe snake
3.) band-aids



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jun 19,2008 5:58pm
aril said[orig][quote]
1.) guitar and cables
2.) battery-powered 4 track
3.) steel drums

steel-drummed, island black metal 4 tracked demo of death.


get this guy to sing for you



you'll be the first metal band from Matool



toggletoggle post by Jimmy Revenge at Jun 19,2008 7:01pm
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
1 Powerful magnifying glass or camera lens
2 Kabar
3 My jane pack as is. Inside it I have assorted knives, flint, rope, canteen, compass, pistol belt, trash bags (great for distilling water) Hatchet, collapsable shovel, first aid kit with antibiotics novacaine etc etc, water proof matches, poncho, paper and pens to make maps inside the water proof pocket.



I guess all I need is #3 since 1 and 2 are already in there. so I guess number 1 can be chaned for a big ass steak, and number 2 can be changed for a monster truck with a HUGE tank of gas. Maybe even a unimog.


+1 for survival packs ready to go!

Alice packs FTW!



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 19,2008 7:21pm
Jimmy%20Revenge said[orig][quote]
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
1 Powerful magnifying glass or camera lens
2 Kabar
3 My jane pack as is. Inside it I have assorted knives, flint, rope, canteen, compass, pistol belt, trash bags (great for distilling water) Hatchet, collapsable shovel, first aid kit with antibiotics novacaine etc etc, water proof matches, poncho, paper and pens to make maps inside the water proof pocket.



I guess all I need is #3 since 1 and 2 are already in there. so I guess number 1 can be chaned for a big ass steak, and number 2 can be changed for a monster truck with a HUGE tank of gas. Maybe even a unimog.


+1 for survival packs ready to go!

Alice packs FTW!


I knew you couldn't resist this thread! You should see the shit I got in my end of the world bag! My collection has got out of hand. I can set up a sick post in the woods and colonize! I got full oxygen systems for gassings and all. I am trying to fill my closet to the brim with tactical gear. I have been learning how to do some sick shit with pulleys and tree's too. I have been out in the woods behind my house all day getting wood ticks all over me and testing shit out.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 19,2008 7:23pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
heart medication. birth control. male companion..


I like your style... if some epidemic bust out around here always remember I will probably survive a fuck of a lot longer than 99.9% of humans ;)



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jun 19,2008 7:25pm
a boat



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 19,2008 9:54pm
DaveFromTheGrave said[orig][quote]
a boat


where are you going to boat to if you are exiled from every where?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 19,2008 10:46pm
Pirate some cruise ship.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 19,2008 10:47pm
aril said[orig][quote]

2.) battery-powered 4 track



Batteries? On an island?



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