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New site? Maybe some day.
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More pretend progressive rock for people who forget what happened in a song two minutes ago. Expect random changes between death metal and acoustic or other "light" parts, in a technique ripped from Linkin Park, and lots of guitar noodling that doesn't quite make it out of standard blues/rock harmony but sounds like it might. If you like this album, you are touching yourself right now and imagining it is gay Jesus returning to bring justice, peace and multiculturalism to all of us, especially the retarded children. Think of the children. |
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Opeth and Linkin Park are one in the same. duh. |
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"Expect random changes between death metal and acoustic or other "light" parts, in a technique ripped from Linkin Park"
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I'm sure your constant bitching about this band will cause the die hard fans to stop listening to one of their favorite bands. Do you need a box of tissues or something? |
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opeth is not deep, their not avant garde, their not original. They are a complete rip off of bands like ved buens ende, cynic, and many otheres that predate this bands boring wanking on the guitars. Okay they all have talent and skill and practice very hard, but, theres no atmosphere and it lacks real soul and I am not talking about blues soul, I mean presence. I used to have a few of their albums until I saw them live a few years back and the vocalist said opeth was just hoping on the death metal trend, I said what the fuck. Not to mention they rip off some really good bands who did it all first and better with real soul and atmosphere. Check out ved buens ende or cynic you may see what I mean. |
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well, thats it, i'm going to burn all of my Opeth cds in a raging pyre. you sir are the omnipotent voice of all musical talent. |
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Opeth are weak as progressive music, and weak as death metal.
Go get yisself some ATHEIST and GORGUTS and restore your manhood.
Note: if you listen to Opeth while using a Mac, you will start to crave the sensation of having your musky anus punctured by emos. BEWARE |
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ved buens ende is indeed awesome. |
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Opeth are weak as progressive music, and weak as death metal.
Go get yisself some ATHEIST and GORGUTS and restore your manhood.
Note: if you listen to Opeth while using a Mac, you will start to crave the sensation of having your musky anus punctured by emos. BEWARE |
oh no i'm craving the sensation of having my musky anus punctured by emos! |
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the thing that initially turned me on to opeth (early albums of course) was the acoustic guitar work. I love acoustic guitar, especially when they're harmonizing. I prefer orchid and morningrise to any of their other releases. I just don't really feel that "atmosphere" anymore. |
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oh no i'm craving the sensation of having my musky anus punctured by emos! |
PM sent. |
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no atmosphere? have you actually spun all of their albums all the way through? |
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i think aril was referring to the fact that the newer material doesnt sound anything like orchid or morningrise. but mikael akerfeldt intentionally changed their sound because everyone was doing the whole "twin-guitar" thing and he couldnt stand it |
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it's a different kind of feel and atmosphere. if i was to like one of their new albums like their old ones, i'd have to go with BWPark.
I think they just lost that "feel" they had.
I don't despise them though. I really like their first 2 albums. |
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opeth is not deep, their not avant garde, their not original. They are a complete rip off of bands like ved buens ende, cynic, and many otheres that predate this bands boring wanking on the guitars. Okay they all have talent and skill and practice very hard, but, theres no atmosphere and it lacks real soul and I am not talking about blues soul, I mean presence. I used to have a few of their albums until I saw them live a few years back and the vocalist said opeth was just hoping on the death metal trend, I said what the fuck. Not to mention they rip off some really good bands who did it all first and better with real soul and atmosphere. Check out ved buens ende or cynic you may see what I mean. |
"you're spelling and comprendhention of the Inglish lankuage is eeven wurse." |
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It's "they're" not "avant garde".....retard. |
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Opeth is one of those bands that is actually getting better as they go... They had some great ideas in their earlier years and they have never looked back, and that is always a plus! |
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Opeth are weak as progressive music, and weak as death metal.
Go get yisself some ATHEIST and GORGUTS and restore your manhood. |
right, because Gorguts and Opeth have so much in common. |
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GORGUTS is progdeath, OPETH is progdeath. Difference is that GORGUTS is not faggotry.
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Clearly they have inserted memories into your subconscious mind making you think you like Opeth, because I do not believe you are a Macintosh-using NAMBLA member. |
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no, but i do enjoy having my musky anus punctured by emos. |
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ah ha. now the truth comes out about your ability to shit "Pringles Cans"
In a relative manner, did you happen to say that to pay homage to the man who invted the Pringle's Can? He died this week. Useless FACT #18092. |
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opeth and cynic sound EXACTLY alike. also, frank zappa sounds just like ace of base. the beatles stole all their ideas from fall out boy, and elvis was just a poor man's mc hammer. |
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ah ha. now the truth comes out about your ability to shit "Pringles Cans"
In a relative manner, did you happen to say that to pay homage to the man who invted the Pringle's Can? He died this week. Useless FACT #18092. |
haha no i had no idea. he revolutionized potato chip safety. RIP. |
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except for that retarded scene in Clerks. so stupid. |
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except for that retarded scene in Clerks. so stupid. |
"Sometimes you have to let the chips at the bottom go." |
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These "i dont like X band, so everyone else should feel the same or I insult them threads" REALLY get old after a while! |
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Conservationist has got me on the biggest Opeth kick now, it's not even funny. I'm not even really a big fan - everyone seems to either really hate or massively worship this band, whereas I just kinda enjoy them when I hear them until I get sick of them - but now I feel like I have to shoot raw, uncut Opeth into my veins. I BLAME YOU, GOOD SIR. |
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A lot of older Opeth fans abandoned them as their fan-base started to grow significantly. I've been listening to them since M.A.Y.H. and I still think they produce quality music. It's obvious that Orchid and [insert post Morningrise album] sound nothing alike; yet you can tell they were written by the same band. Each new record is a variation on a continuous theme. |
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i could care less what anyone thinks, or how they have changed. Opeth are untouchable gods, and will always remain. |
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now I feel like I have to shoot raw, uncut Opeth into my veins. |
The first one's always free.
Then you want more Opeth. And soon you want the only thing that can remind you of Opeth... whether it's the muddy chlorine taste of Chuck Schuldiner's prostate, or simply twelve guys of different ethnic mixes pounding hammerlike dongs into your overstretched anus.
Opeth: it's a crime against our children. And an insult to gay people everywhere.
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FWIW I fully back you on the Mac thing. I'm fully convinced Macs were created when low-T-cell-count monkeys from Africa fucked a PC. |
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