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returntothepit >> discuss >> SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD. by RichHorror on May 27,2008 1:15pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 27,2008 1:15pm
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SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.

Someone you call your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you your name and where you are residing once you comply with our instructions that we are about lay in our up coming mail.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $12,000 is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $4,000 then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $8,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows some members of your family as well.

For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 7pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action. Good luck as I await your reply to this e-mail contact: final.bulletpointservice@gmail.com

Mr.Anthonoi Benito

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toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 27,2008 1:18pm
CLASSIC.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 27,2008 1:20pm
Best spam mail I've seen in some time.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 27,2008 1:21pm
Astounding.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 27,2008 1:22pm
"I might just spear your life"

IT'S A TRAP!




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 27,2008 3:59pm
HAHAHHA...Its written like Castledoomerown, just without the fucks, and, and everything elses.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 27,2008 4:15pm
I was hired to kill you and everything and kew kewl kewl kewl kewl my one-eyed black boyfriend.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 27,2008 7:59pm
DYA%20/%20NLI said[orig][quote]
I was hired to kill you and everything and kew kewl kewl kewl kewl my one-eyed black boyfriend.

hahaahahahaahahaahahahaah



toggletoggle post by Samantha at May 27,2008 10:08pm
Wow...



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 28,2008 9:34am
Holy shit - JOE CHRISTIANNI PUT OUT A HIT ON RICH HORROR.



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